Coach Shoup

Coach Shoup is the real name of Coach Joshua Roberts of Keokuk,Iowa.

"Man, Coach Shoup looks like he could bench 7 plates right now "

by TraceHackaday21 November 14, 2018

Coach Thiccbanks

A mean coach that is thicc and has a pimp chain

Damn Coach Thiccbanks look at that Pimp chain

by 📱🍵 February 12, 2020

Coach Z

One of the funniest character on Homestarrunner.com.

"I guess I'm just not cut out to say the word 'Jorb':("

by Danny Peterson January 9, 2004

Sicko Coach

A term befitting even the most successful athletic coach after a history of illicit predatory sexual behavior is discovered and publicly exposed.

Q-Did your kids sign up for gymnastics yet? Our team just won sectional championship for the first time!!
A-Not yet. I'm waiting to see if all of the publicity will expose a sicko coach; I'd prefer that my daughter not be molested.

by YAWA May 23, 2018

Lapdog Coach

A servile professional sports team coach with no independent thought, doing what the team owner/general manager asks without question at the expense of the success of the team.

"Washington Redskins owner Daniel Synder couldn't find another lapdog coach to replace Jim Zorn midseason."

by SkinsFans October 21, 2009

backseat coaching

When overprotective parents, grandparents or homosexual cousins of players yell demands from the stands, becnhes, or observational area which disrupt the entire game, piss off the coach and tear the conventional moral fabric of sportsmanship.

(Unatheleitc six year old kicks the ball into their own goal)

Overcompetitve masochistic alpha male (father): JESUS F***ING CHRIST JENNY. THIS ISNT F****ING RECESS!!! YOU'RE A COMPLETE FAILURE F**K!

Coach: Jesus, this is just AYSO we're not actually playing soccer!

Stever Irwin: Here we have the primitive backseat coaching father, who never acheived anything significant in life so he takes it out on his seeds.

by thatonekidwhoreallyisntfunny March 14, 2011

Coach Nicholson

A thicc science teacher. Who likes boys and toes. He will lock you in his duengon if u don’t give him toe jobs.

Little boy: uh oh I have coach Nicholson’s class my toes are in trouble

by CreamyToes69 December 16, 2019