Post concert clarity

That feeling you get when you finish playing your instrument at a concert and realize how shittily you just played

John:I played so badly I made so many mistakes
James: you played fine it’s just post concert clarity

by Mistah6909 December 9, 2022

Post Flight Clarity

The way you feel for a short period after disembarking a flight. This feeling often causes you to notice little things you typically wouldn’t otherwise, like background instrumentals of songs, and contemplate bigger topics, like any recent issues in your life or things one might even consider philosophical.

Sally: You ever notice how in the beginning of Africa by Toto, you can hear a faint laugh?
Lupita: How and why the hell did you notice that?
Sally: I think it was from the post flight clarity.

by BugBeverage December 28, 2022

Post-Program Error Fix Clarity

That feeling when you fix an error that took 2 hours to fix. That most often feeling is anger and saddness. PPEFC for short.

SO YOU ARE F**KING SERIOUS I HAVE PROGRAMMING TRING TO FIX THIS ERROR AND THE PROBLEM IS A F**KING DOT!!!!! I HATE POST-PROGRAM ERROR FIX CLARITY!!!

by Blockitifluy January 7, 2023

a shot of clarity

Basically, suddenly realizing that the time you treasured with someone was actually something you treasured all too late. Definition based off Clarity - Vance Joy.

Guy 1 - "Yo dude, remember how Mike was friends with Ashley, but never really seemed interested in her, right?"

Guy 2 - "Yeah. Why?"

Guy 1 - "Well, turns out that he actually really liked Ashley, but didn't act on it until he accidentally took a shot of clarity and realized everything."

Guy 2 - "Man, that sucks for Mike."

by #1 Vance Joy Fan January 18, 2023

Post Poop Clarity

When you have a bowel movement so gargantuan that it gives you a moment of clarity to reflect on your diet

“Bro what’s up with Jeff?”
“Oh nothing, he’s just going through post poop clarity.”

by Poop handler June 3, 2023

cocaine clarity

Something that made total sense after a line of cocaine.

"why did you send a dick pic to your cousin?"

"cocaine clarity mate! "

by Thsyrus June 15, 2016

Post thought clarity

Similar to post nut clarity. When you have a brilliant idea in your head, but once you say or do it, you realize how unbelievably dumb it sounds.

Sky: "So the teacher asked me for examples and I said the thing that sounded the smartest in my head, but it just made me look dumb"
Ave: "Sounds like you had post thought clarity my man"

by SoldierAce April 7, 2022