Cesar 

Cesar is the name of a neckbeard. Cesar is a cool guy, but he likes to bullshit a lot. You never know what he’s talking about or if you should believe him. He is obsessed with poop and ugly chicks. He’s a little on the scrawny side, but he’ll definitely knock you out with his man bun. Don’t fuck with Cesar or his boyfriend, Jared, will let you have it.

“Hey you know Cesar?”
“No”

Cesar by SchrodingersNutsack February 20, 2020

cesar 

an ignorant slut who lies about everything. He is selfish and thinks he is the shit when in reality he ain't shit. He thinks very highly of himself yet is very slow and dumb.
he's a good friend though.

Cesar is just.... he's cesar.

cesar by abadmofo April 4, 2020

Cesar 

Cesar is the most over whelming guy you’ll ever meet and has the sexiest tackuache truck in the whole neighborhood but when you see him you will feel safe but when he goes you’ll feel far Cesar has the biggest dick in the town and can fuck a bitch in any space and at any time with his 6 pack

Cesar is so hot in his truck

Cesar by Sarah Belit December 11, 2020

Cesar 

The God of cod, he is also known for being short and having really good game with women.

Girl 1: I wish I met a Cesar

Cesar by Anonymous72733 March 27, 2021

Cesar 

Sexy Man

Cesar is a sexy man.

Cesar by anonymous April 26, 2021

Cesar 

Someone who seeks the best food in the world. A very handsome man with really good manners.

“Aye Cesar got food”

“Cesar you hanging with your girlfriend”

Cesar by Koronokami November 3, 2021

Cesar 

A very lazy unmotivated person who overreacts. They're usually of Indian descent, they don't know how to shower, they net bangerz, and try to act like a black person because of their skin.

Watch out for those wild Cesars!!

Cesar by Coco Val November 4, 2021