Carolyn

someone who believes that macaronous is the singular form of macaroni
Person 1: Have you heard? She's such a Carolyn.
Person 2: Wdym?
Person 1: She used macaronous to refer to a single macaroni!
Person 2: Oh, EW!
by papi.SPAGHETTO November 06, 2020
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Carolyn

A gril who is Matt Sturniolos baba gril and loves him very much. I love Matt <3. Also is a yt with 20k subscribers plz sub 2 her so she can get 100k and Matt can notice her. She is very pretty princess and Matt Sturniolo would look even cuter next to her.
Carolyn is so obsessed with Matt.
Carolyn is very famous.
by April 12, 2023
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Carolyn

A code word for heroin. It is often used on Tiktok to talk about the subject without getting a community guidelines violation, since the two words rhyme. It originated from a rap song that released in 2017 where the artist refers to his addiction as “meeting this bitch named Carolyn”. If someone says they know someone who got involved with “Carolyn” and don’t elaborate on an actual living person, it means the person in question is addicted to heroin and possibly other street drugs.
Friend 1: What happened to John? I haven’t heard from him in a while.

Friend 2: Oh, he met that bitch Carolyn and now he’s homeless.
by bsb0492 March 09, 2024
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Carolyn

Carolyn. Noun. a spicy mamacíta.

Carolyns are usually small, tiny little creatures. Usually about the size of a bug. fun-sized, if you will.
Don’t let the small size fool you, a Carolyn hides a huge temper. Make a Carolyn angry and she’ll melt your entire soul using only her words. A Carolyn can be sweet. But mostly, she’s sour…and very spicy. Find a Carolyn hanging upside down on a pole in any pole dance studio. But beware, do not disturb in her natural habitat. A Carolyn has the strength of 10,000 wild boars. She is tiny, and she is mighty.
If you happen to know this particular breed of Carolyn, know that she’s already spoken for. She’s mine, and you’ll have to find your own.
Carolyn! She’s a spicy meata boll-a!

Your bobby pins are all over my car, Carolyn. And get your bottle of scented lotion out, too.
by Bug,youknowtheone. November 23, 2021
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Gia & Carolyn

Two beautiful women, both cracked at val. The most loyal friends you'll ever make, but if you cross them, run.
I LOVE Gia & Carolyn!!
by peterpezzypez January 23, 2022
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Carolyn Bryant

A Carolyn Bryant is a woman who seeks attention by having people punished excessively. Punishments are framed as defensive or corrective measures. A major component of being a Carolyn Bryant is exaggeration or feigning of danger and need of protective action, followed by directives which are more exploitative or aggressive than defensive.

The term comes from the 1955 murder of 14-year-old African American boy, Emmett Till, which occured at the behest of White, married Carolyn Bryant, who accused Till of flirting with her. Carolyn later admitted to distorting parts of her story regarding Till.

CB's are histrionically addicted to being lavished with sympathy and protective indignance. A CB's goal is to watch others needlessly over-defend her. She may repeatedly reinvigorate old, resolved conflicts or scower for reasons to punish people. CB behavior is sometimes called "waving the white handkerchief" and is a form of "duping delight." Even when a kernel of truth is involved in a CB's story, she usually ommits information, skews context, embelleshes, and always requests excessive abuse.

CB behavior can be envious sabotage, or for the excitement of watching others fuss excessively over her.

A CB might pose a legitimate complaint, but as a psychopathic narcissist, she acts on nonsensical and outlandishly inappropriate address of her concerns.

CB's seize on easy targets and evoke other sociopaths, often getting away with murder.
My classmate asked me to slash someone's tires because he wouldn't date her. She's such a Carolyn Bryant.

My cousin is trying to have someone thrown in jail for an argument they had in 4th grade. What a Carolyn Bryant.
by creepycrawler666 January 07, 2024
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