Cancer

A disease caused by watching Jake Paul.

Guy 1:Oh dude what happened?Why are you in the hospital.

Guy 2:Don't watch Jake Paul...He gave me cancer

by IDKK_KKK May 20, 2018

cancerism

Any ideology that strives for a more disfunctional society

To activly work for inequality is cancerism

by Vendanis August 25, 2016

Cancer

Jake Paul

Billy: How did you get cancer?
Larry: I watched Jake Paul.

by TH47 June 1, 2018

cancer

a disease lacking in humor, surplussing in tumor.

holy shit dude, that 6 centimeter mass in your lungs has no sense of humor. what a killjoy.

also, cancer.

by Hawaiian Dicking July 10, 2009

Cancer

Those 10 year old kids on the bus that do Fortnite dances and move back so far that the bus needs a bigger bus

Those kids are Cancer

by MaxMemez05 September 20, 2018

Cancer

Furries, self-diagnosers, tryhards, flexers, ricegum, Fortnite, leafy, etc.

Little kid in hospital: aww yeah I just won the victory royale!

Doctor: Horrible Parent, I need to speak with you outside. Your son may have cancer

by ChickenDinnerMaster March 3, 2019

Cancer

Kids doing Fortnite dances in public

*starts doing orange justice* ewwww fortnite cancer kids

by soundproof 73 October 10, 2018