cancer

a disease that already has a cure, but has not been released, and probably never will be due to the fact that the government are a bunch of stuck up ass wholes and are getting entirely too much money to stop now. This is also a form of population controll ,that could be purposely diagnosed to unfortunate babies at birth

Government: OMG! check out all this money were getting!! OH LOOK OVER THERE, so much population, set out the cancer again !

by bigman manley man April 26, 2006

cancer

Astrological symbol

"Your a cancer, i'm a sagidtaidararious. lets have sex"

by Brad March 12, 2003

cancer

A zodiac sign that represents a well-mannered, intelligent person. Usually tall and slender, Cancer's are well-rounded, committed, and appealing to the eye.

Rachel is sexy but smart. She must be a Cancer!

by corcor44 March 9, 2012

Cancer

When something or someone is so cringy it gives you cancer

I was watching youtube and came across this channel of a 5 year old swearing, it was actual cancer omg.

by Kermititty December 26, 2016

Cancer

Usually something you get from watching Jake Paul's videos. It's something every Jake Paul fans have. I would seek medical attention immediately if you watch one of his videos. Call 911 for emergency.

Person 1: It's everyday bro!
Person 2: Do you have cancer?

by Theurbandic October 30, 2017

Cancer

Jake paul

Jake Paul is cancer

by The owner of the U.S.A trump April 16, 2018

Cancer

Fortnite the most cancerous game on the planet.

pleasehelpmeimbeingharassedplease-

F O R T N I T E

You are complete utter garbage Fortnite.
I think I caught Fortnite.
Fortnite is literal cancer.

by FortniteHaterDEATHHAHAHAHA June 1, 2018