Euphemism for cock drawings. Used to fool teachers or other authority into thinking that said drawings are really actually cactus flowers and not boners.
Something like 8% of guys do it
Something like 8% of guys do it
Teacher: Billy, I can't believe you are drawing boners again!
Billy: They're not boners they are cactus flowers ma'am.
Billy: They're not boners they are cactus flowers ma'am.
by ScottAustin July 11, 2008
by Coffee Princess March 16, 2020
Name given to male genitalia from which the pubic hair has been shaven but has begun to grow back, and has made said genitalia prickly.
by M.S. Incarnadine March 05, 2009
--Steve is mad at me!
--why?
--cuz last nite, he wanted to touch my legs and i didnt let him
--why?
--cuz, i got cactus legs, i have shaved in a week!
--why?
--cuz last nite, he wanted to touch my legs and i didnt let him
--why?
--cuz, i got cactus legs, i have shaved in a week!
by shinney October 08, 2009
Dude! I had such a cactus day today! Got so much shit done and still had time to go for a skate, a surf, a sesh and a good half an hour of FIFA...
by Sucredoyouplay January 18, 2014
by ryanpottuh March 31, 2020
The feeling of itchyness that occurs from having pubic hair grow back a little while after you shave. It usually only lasts for a short while, until the hair grows more fully or the person shaves again. When the person shaves again, however, cactus crotch is sure to come back temporarily.
I am always itching my private regions whenever I get cactus crotch. I generally get funny looks in public when I do so, and I like to wear sweatpants when I have the infirmity.
by Myagooshki February 21, 2011