Cactus 

A veri big pokeh tingy dat hurt u when u touch it. Like dat one guy on te youtube that jump into cactus and he scream, he scream loud. I think he got hurt. He bleeded. He bleeded rly bad. Bleding is bahd. Yeh dont bled it hurt ur intestines. That is bahd. Yeh dont touch cactus. Cactus bahd.

Did you hear about Jimmy? He got poked by a cactus. He accidentally fell on one. Or two. Well he is in better place now.

Cactus by XenonUnlimited March 28, 2017

cactus 

a prickly object

Josh: i'd fuck a cactus right now

cactus by cactifucker April 22, 2017

cactus 

Someone who you have a crush on... but you think its someone one you know and then its a total stranger!

Glenda: I saw this kid in gym... i think it was Blake... he's really hot!
Linda: Are you sure it was him...
*Next day*
Glenda: That is not Blake!

Linda: I think that is some eighth grader!
Glenda: I dont even know his name!
Linda: He's such a cactus!

cactus by Glenda Foot Massage St. Cactus October 1, 2017

Cactus 

The best of the best. Five tiers above danky. Eight tiers above fire.

This food is cactus.
Damn bro look at that ass... so cactus.

Cactus by Preacher2166 July 31, 2018

Cactus 

A word used to express old men trying to be trendsetters but failing. The lesser version of the word Danky.

That flan is so Cactus. Tank and Preacher wishes their Cactus was Danky!

Cactus by sir-danksalot July 31, 2018

Cactus 

If you can find someone in the world named ‘Cerig’ then they are also know as a cactus which is a nicer way of saying prick as ‘Cerigs’ are known for hating the word prick and despise being and called a prick.

Person 1: Oh you know that kid Cerig right?

Person 2: Yeah I know him/her they are a right cactus ain’t they.

Cactus by Senior Chuck August 23, 2018

cactus 

hey alex i like you!!

i gave you a cactus to tell you

cactus by thisiscoolio November 15, 2018