Burt Spaloni

The cheesiest sexiest man in Lucid City who would do anything for bout a dolla

Burt Spaloni the one and only cheesy like macaroni ice on my wrist its a rollie

by DaddyCalzone March 28, 2023

matt burt

pinching some weed with the intent of smoking it later; if the person matt-burting did not pay for the weed, they must smoke it with whomever purchased said matt-burted weed

"Don't matt burt that roach just so you can go smoke it and watch 'Pink Floyd: The Wall' and have a wank."

by GT 443 April 20, 2009

Pulling a Burt

"Pulling A Burt" is the action of opening a detect message on Instagram to find nothing of your interest & commenting "Lmao" regardless what the picture or caption is about, and proceeding to like the probe picture then deleting the message like nothing happened

Man, brad has been a real ass hole lately. He's been ignoring all my text/calls and he's even pulling a burt on my DM's on Instagram

by Seth killian June 21, 2014

The Burt Reynolds

When u make u are giving it to a girl doggystyle and u eat a steak off her back at the same time

I haven't talked to Lisa after i gave her the burt reynolds.

by nbctk June 23, 2006

Burt Reynolds

An actor in the 1990's who faded away slowly. Nobody knows who the hell he is, except for adults. His name can now be used for anything, good or bad.

This term is easier to use than Chuck Norris, Yo Momma, or That's what she said.

1. That bitch gave me a Burt Reynolds in the parking lot!
2. Wow nice job on that math test, looks like you pulled a Burt Reynolds.
3. Don't call me dumb, who the fuck do you think you are? Burt Reynolds?
4. Person A: Oh man this is hard.
Person B: BURT REYNOLDS!!!
5. I'll meet you over by Burt Reynolds
6. That guy is so crazy he's like Burt Reynolds

by Batman1820 May 16, 2007

Burt and Ernie

To sit face to face with a girl while inserting your thumb into her bum and giving her a classic motorboat simultaneously.

Dude last night Roger so Burt and Ernie'd that girl while they were sitting on the couch.

by RiderGuy1006 October 8, 2011

dirty burt

A man who will rob you blind in the blink of one eye and some how get out of going to jail.

That dirty burt is at it again. He stole my chainsaw.

I saw that Dirty burt closing the door on that UPS truck, I wonder what he got this time......!

by Joe Aquafina February 20, 2007