bunson

1. money, cash, of monetary value.
2. really super awesome, money.

Traces back to the late 1400's when James Sharp invented the first kerosene stove. Before going out to the pub one night, Sharp's drinking buddy realized he was short on cash. Looking to the new kerosene stove for a slang term for money, he realized that the turning the dial to turn on the bunson burner very closely resembled the universal sign for money.

Sharp, you old poof, I don't have nearly enough bunson to pay for those clear heels.

by handsome wyatt January 1, 2005

joe burton

Legend/hero based on cult hero from english/welsh history, was rumoured to have saved many children from packs of wolves in the ancient town of Alverton.

I can't believe you'd do that for me, you're such a Joe Burton

by Matthew Reynolds2 December 1, 2007

Burtonite

A happy emo, which may sound like a contradiction, but isn't. It happens. and when it does, it's called a Burtonite.

"Emma is such a burtonite!"

by The Original Burtonite May 3, 2008

Went For A Burton

To shamefully fall over in an embarrassing fashion whilst sprinting to glory.

Stefan never got his bus, he went for a burton instead.

by Pobol Pobotrol December 15, 2008

burton

The lowest-level urinal in a group of two or more urinals in a men's public restroom; also considered the "short" or "little people" urinal. This urinal is typically placed at the end of the line or group of urinals on a wall.

"The bathrooms at the stadiums are always so crowded. The last time I went in there the only urinal not occupied was the burton.

by chawalte August 5, 2011

Butson

One of the cold-blooded female species. Known for her ability to shark and her inability to pay for own drinks, ability to talk and inability to drink. Pretends to be a real hard worker, but in fact loves to email people all day long about how boring her day is. Despite all her faults, she does have a good sense of style on Thursdays!

Butson usually are PAs in the City

by Mr A M Right September 3, 2008

Cliff Burton

Metallica's 2nd bassist; one of the greatest bassists to ever walk the earth.

Died in November 1986 on the Master of Puppets tour, and with him, died Metallica's greatness. ...And Justice for All marked the beginning of Tallica's downward spiral into the pussy shit they are today.

Cliff Burton rocks! Couldn't Lars Ulrich have died instead? Maybe Metallica wouldn't suck then. Because....they fucking suck now, and Lars is an asshat !

by LAMBofGODfuckingOWNS January 1, 2006