Hilarie Burton

ONLY THE SEXIEST GIRL ALIVE, a VJ on MTV and star on one tree hill with that babe Chad Michael Murray.

Boy 1: Damn, that girl is fine.
Boy 2: SHE AIN'T NO HILARIE BURTON!

by Anonymousyo January 15, 2006

joe burton

Legend/hero based on cult hero from english/welsh history, was rumoured to have saved many children from packs of wolves in the ancient town of Alverton.

I can't believe you'd do that for me, you're such a Joe Burton

by Matthew Reynolds2 December 1, 2007

Burtonite

A happy emo, which may sound like a contradiction, but isn't. It happens. and when it does, it's called a Burtonite.

"Emma is such a burtonite!"

by The Original Burtonite May 3, 2008

Josh Burson

See Chuck Norris

Did you see Josh Burson climb that tree!

by Night Cruiser June 16, 2010

Went For A Burton

To shamefully fall over in an embarrassing fashion whilst sprinting to glory.

Stefan never got his bus, he went for a burton instead.

by Pobol Pobotrol December 15, 2008

burton

The lowest-level urinal in a group of two or more urinals in a men's public restroom; also considered the "short" or "little people" urinal. This urinal is typically placed at the end of the line or group of urinals on a wall.

"The bathrooms at the stadiums are always so crowded. The last time I went in there the only urinal not occupied was the burton.

by chawalte August 5, 2011

Cliff Burton

Metallica's 2nd bassist; one of the greatest bassists to ever walk the earth.

Died in November 1986 on the Master of Puppets tour, and with him, died Metallica's greatness. ...And Justice for All marked the beginning of Tallica's downward spiral into the pussy shit they are today.

Cliff Burton rocks! Couldn't Lars Ulrich have died instead? Maybe Metallica wouldn't suck then. Because....they fucking suck now, and Lars is an asshat !

by LAMBofGODfuckingOWNS January 1, 2006