tf bundy

Medical term. Stands for Totally Fucked, But Unfortunatly Not Dead Yet. A BBC news item highlighted the use of such terms in the NHS in Britain.

"Whats happening with the RTA in Bed 6?"
"TF BUNDY"
"Really? damn, I was hoping she'd flake out so I could go for a fag"

by logiwardofthestate August 02, 2007

Turd Bundy

A guy who likes to abduct & stab turds. He is employed by London Sewerage System & likes to sneak into public restroom looking for as many floating turdmarine as possible. His family believes this is his way of releasing steam, and that if this was taken away from him he might start stabbing people & their pets. He is a serial turdstabber.

Here goes Turd Bundy, watch out!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook May 31, 2021

Bundy Pash

A kiss which takes place in the shed of one' party. Usually afflicted with the effects of Bundaberg Rum and/ or other disgusting beveridges

-Lawrence Bundy Pashed Amber on Friday night

-"Why did such a simple friendship have to be ruined with a Bundy Pash" yelled Graham.

by Lawrenceee November 24, 2007

Bundy door

A defective passenger side vehicle door that can only be opened from the outside.

Alex thinks he has a really cool car, but getting trapped inside because of the Bundy door totally ruins it.

by Yerac July 18, 2009

Al Bundy

When you take a dump so big that the toilet won't flush

Honey, grab the plunger, I just dropped an Al Bundy!

by Axel Matthews March 19, 2007

Bundy Luck

To have luck that is constantly terrible. To always look like things are going to be going your way, only to find that in the end you lose and lose big. Epic fail after promising situation.

Santiago was about to score when his Bundy Luck showed up and sent him home alone.

by Broken Knukcles9 January 21, 2010

Pulling a Bundy

When you have your girlfriend play dead while you blast her

Yeah bro I was totally pulling a bundy last night! You just execute ‘er n shoot in ‘er cooter. What? No no no it’s a fake execution she just plays dead 🤦🏼 ♀️🥖

by Ken Usukmitoes May 06, 2020