Bulgarian Sausage

A very dark, and Lumpy Penis, typically has a lot of hair that goes up the shaft.

Dude, I totally banged this chick last night with my Bulgarian Sausage!

by Whale Penis the inevitable July 15, 2010

Bulgarian Helper

When an individual reverse grips their penis and their "helper" grasps the wrist, thereby enabling one to thrust to their hearts content.

Jeff is always down to be my Bulgarian Helper.

by The Bathroom Munchkin November 27, 2011

Bulgarian Kiss

A kiss that involves one's fist and another person's lips. To perform a Bulgarian kiss, simply punch the other person in the lips. This is not to be confused with a Bulgarian French Kiss, which is quite different.

Guy 1: You want a piece of me?
Guy 2: No, but I'll give you a Bulgarian kiss...
Guy1: What the..... you fag!
Guy 2: *Bulgarian Kiss*
Guy 1: Owww!!!

by Mattack16 April 26, 2011

Bulgarian Crop Duster

The act of shoving a broom stick up someone's ass while they proceed to take a hot steamy shit. Said act causes an abnormal explosion of fecal matter covering both participants in feces. Once finished, the broom wielder "dusts off" the stick with his/her tongue.

guy 1: i heard what you did to sally last night.
guy 2: oh yeah the old Bulgarian Crop Duster, it's one of my specialties.

by Nick and Nathan August 3, 2010

Bulgarian Bowling Ball

Sticking of the testicles in the giving partners anus.

Last night I gave Tisha the Bulgarian Bowling Ball

by ohfashoe August 3, 2007

Bulgarian Justice

(Can be referred to simply as "Bulgarian") (see examples)

A term referring to the feeling of being hard done by, treated unfairly or when things just don't go your way. This terminology can be used in a vast array of situations; from being skanked out of a few quid change at a bar, to being "wrongly" imprisoned for a crime you "didn't" commit.

(Having played an exquisite escape from a snooker, then going in off). "That's Bulgarian man!"

(Having been sent down for 15 years for a crime you still plead your innocence to). "I'm innocent, but that's Bulgarian Justice for you, lah."

by Michael Shields December 10, 2008

bulgarian penis

Common greet in Bulgaria for tourists.

You ( the tourist ) Hey how has ur day been going Bulgarian penis.
Them : Good thanks

by Garuuu October 22, 2019