Bald budgie

The head of an uncircumcised, usually erect, human penis, so named due to the similiarity in shape with a Budgerigar (parakeet)

Man, I gotta remember to wear underwear, my bald budgie is chaffed and raw from the rubbing!

by Crappy Chris March 3, 2010

fudgie budgie

A really cute budgie. Typically under the age of 4 months.

Fudgie Budgie wants chocolate. Don't give it to her it will kill her.

by Starflyte the Chicken September 29, 2020

kamikaze budgie

Metal Band From the blue mountains, australia, plays mostly melodic metal, band infamous for destroying things.

"that band kamikaze budgie is awesome, i want to have sex with their singer" - hot chick

by Opie Jay September 4, 2006

budgie smuggler

UK slang: a very overweight man, in very brief swimming trunks, hanging out at your holiday hotel pool. His trunks appear to have a budgie, or other small bird, concealed down the front of them

OMG, check out the budgie smuggler! What's wrong with swimming shorts?! Do you think that if he had a mirror on a stick, the budgie would peck at it? etc...

by growley August 28, 2010

budgie masseuse

A person who engages in the professional molestation of budgies. Normally this is due to a physical mutation which has resulted in extremely small penis size, this forcing them to resort to sex with tiny birds.

Wow, you're hung like a budgie masseuse.

by John P James June 19, 2008

budgie hunter

someone who seeks out females, hunts the budgie.

I'm a budgie hunter.
I'm going out budgie hunting tonight.

by alex February 21, 2004

Wank budgie

Someone who annoys everyone at a party.

That Luke's a right wank budgie
i know, he took justin's beer

by richard July 19, 2003