Bruce Almighty 

(N.) A movie starring Jim Carrey as a man who gets fed up with God, so God gives him his abilities for a week while he goes on vacation to show Bruce how difficult it is to run the world and please everyone.

Bruce Almighty was an underhyped movie, but far better than many of the other Summer Movies.

Bruce Almighty by G-Union July 30, 2003

bruce boner 

A bruce boner is an erection with such colossal force and magnitude that, like Bruce Banner when he becomes the Incredible Hulk, it rips straight through the owner's pants.

Zeus: Hey, why is there a huge whole in your pants?
Ares: I saw Aphrodite last night and popped a huge bruce boner.

bruce boner by MC Spartan-117 July 7, 2008

Marshall Bruce Mathers III 

This is the real name of the white rapper, Eminem, who is a genius when is comes to writing lyrics down.

For the people who acutally know something about Eminem, and know his FULL name is Marshall Bruce Mathers III.

Marshall Bruce Mathers III by ohmananotherword October 18, 2008

bruce bowen'd

to acidentally/purposely injure someone with intent and then play it off after the fact as if it were a accident.

named after the cal state fullerton grad turned nba star-injurer aka life ruiner.

ex. steve nash, kobe bryant, and the list goes on.

Spectator A: Damn son, you see that poor sap get undercut by the same guy he just blocked on the previous play?

Spectator B: Ya bro, he just got Bruce Bowen'd. F his life.

bruce bowen'd by real_rodsizzler October 26, 2009

Bruce Lee 

Lee Jun Fan's philosophy:

Empty your mind; be formless; shapeless, like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put it into a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow, or creep, or drip, or crash... be water my friend.

Bruce Lee by [ok] November 16, 2003

Bruce Lee 

Kicks Ass.

Don't fuck with Bruck Lee

Bruce Lee by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Bruce Willis 

He who makes Chuck Norris look like Richard Simmons

Holy shit, it's Bruce Willis! Several of my organs collapsed and I've been diagnosed with several terminal diseases. I wish that I had seen Chuck Norris instead.

Bruce Willis by Will Leonard November 29, 2006