by Band of bros December 21, 2013
Get the Brazilian Birthday Party mug.When, while eating out a girl's asshole, she farts in your mouth, but you hold it in your mouth and she gives you head. As you climax, she holds a lighter to your mouth and takes her dick out of your mouth. When you cum, stretch your arms out and roar, breathing onto the lighter flame and lighting the fart, and perform a cumshot on her face, thus mimicing a two-headed dragon.
"Mate, why does your breath smell of burnt shit?"
"Oh sorry man, Lucy made me do my Brazilian Two-headed Dragon impression."
"...that's fucked up, dude."
"Oh sorry man, Lucy made me do my Brazilian Two-headed Dragon impression."
"...that's fucked up, dude."
by The Notorious M.A.T. July 23, 2017
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A term used by Rocket League players to describe how badly they are outscoring their opponent. This is obviously a reference to the embarrassing performance by Brazil against Germany in the 2014 FIFA world cup.
by Irate Frisk August 12, 2020
Get the Brazilling mug.The most wonderful, artistic, and erotic form of pornography known to man! Someone who has been a "bad" person gets to be "punished" by sticking their nose in someone else's anal crevice and inhaling said persons flatulence. The punisher is hopefully a morbidly obese hairy woman who speaks Portuguese and doubled down on Taco Tuesday.
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See also pornography, fetish, art forms.
Door man: "Any plans tonight Master Carl?"
Carl: "Why yes actually Winston my good fellow. I plan on pouring myself a cup of fine chamomile tea, lighting some candles, and masturbating feverishly to the most depraved Brazilian Fart Punishment the internet has to offer."
Door man: "Good show sir! Shall I call a cleanup crew?"
Carl: "That would be splendid Winston! And do ask that they remember the pressure washer this time."
Carl: "Why yes actually Winston my good fellow. I plan on pouring myself a cup of fine chamomile tea, lighting some candles, and masturbating feverishly to the most depraved Brazilian Fart Punishment the internet has to offer."
Door man: "Good show sir! Shall I call a cleanup crew?"
Carl: "That would be splendid Winston! And do ask that they remember the pressure washer this time."
by Cheesy Sack Holder March 14, 2016
Get the Brazilian Fart Punishment mug.Some one with no remorse and will drag you into the jungles of the Amazon and cut ya head off . Straight like that.
by BrazilianNigga September 19, 2018
Get the Brazilian Nigga mug.When a nigger eats a banana, then takes the peel and ducttapes it to his dick and uses it as a condom.
Nigger 1: "Did you hear Stephonda is pregnant?"
Nigger 2: "Yeah, Why?"
Nigger 1: She got Brazilian Banana Banged!
Nigger 2: "Yeah, Why?"
Nigger 1: She got Brazilian Banana Banged!
by Anthony Tippy July 19, 2010
Get the Brazilian Banana Bang mug.An extremely painful way to completely remove a person's (mostly women's)pubic hair, rather then shaving, which leave razor bumps.
Woman #1: I went to get a brazilian wax the other day.
Woman #2: How was it?
Woman #1: It was worst then child birth! But no more razor bumps :)
Woman #2: How was it?
Woman #1: It was worst then child birth! But no more razor bumps :)
by Boobala July 15, 2006
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