Marlon Brando

The man who possesses the only pair of eyes that makes california visible to you

Guy 1: It says on the map that we're in california right now, where is everything?
Guy 2: Don't tell me you forgot to bring Marlon Brando's eyes?
Guy 1: Oh shit

by MaGGoT555666 March 28, 2023

brando jacket

A jacket similar to the one worn by marlin brando In the wild one, also worn by travolta in grease and mel Gibson in mad max

Rockabilly hipsters love there brando jackets

by bob boberton July 30, 2015

brando alfrado chungus

when youre addicted to shoving things up your rear end.

me: man my ass hurts...
friend: stop being a brando alfrado chungus dude.

by furitcake October 6, 2025

Brando

Adjective

Means good-looking, esp. in having regular, pleasing, and well-defined features.

Another term for Good Looking

Hey! I've met a man at the bar yesterday and he is so brando

by Utot ni Pipa April 25, 2022

Brando

The "Brando" is an evil bloodline from the show Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. For Example, we have Dio Brando, an annoying little bitch that rejects humanity.

Jojo Fan 1: Hey, Isn't Dio Brando just the best?
Jojo Fan 2: N.o.

by Dagger The Furry November 27, 2020

Brando

Magnificent cock, with balls like thunder. He has magnificent hair and a body that resembles a greek god

Wow, I want to fuck that guy. He’s such a Brando

by Not named brando I promise February 23, 2021

Brando’s Triple Treat

The Brando’s Triple Treat consists of 3 things. First you take 2 lines a coke, then a bong rip of weed, and last a doot of crack, back to back to back.

The definition of the Brando’s Triple Treat-Bro I’m so fucked up from that Brando's Triple Threat, I can’t feel my legs!

by TripleBrandothreat March 8, 2025