Brando Surprise

When the ghost of Marlon Brando haunts you at your local Wal-Mart by shoving hot dogs down your pants.

"I was accused of shoplifting hot dogs at Wal-Mart today but it was really a Brando Surprise!

by pfi July 14, 2016

Brando Delete

When your rear window is either broken or missing

Damn bro, my rear window got smashed in!
oh damn, you got that brando delete!

by 2jzisslow1112 October 9, 2022

Brando

An adjective to describe something that’s totally gas, gnar, cool, lit, etc. Describes excellence; the next “hip” adjective in popular culture.

“That kid’s hair is so brando it’s not even funny.”
“John killed four people cracked out on bath salts… not very brando of him.”

by Bobert 900,000‼️ February 22, 2022

Dario Brando

A common name given to corpse looters. They steal valuables such as rings and masks from dead people.

That thief on the news is such a Dario Brando.

by YummyBlue0123 March 29, 2022

Marlon Brando

The man who possesses the only pair of eyes that makes california visible to you

Guy 1: It says on the map that we're in california right now, where is everything?
Guy 2: Don't tell me you forgot to bring Marlon Brando's eyes?
Guy 1: Oh shit

by MaGGoT555666 March 28, 2023

Brando’s Triple Treat

The Brando’s Triple Treat consists of 3 things. First you take 2 lines a coke, then a bong rip of weed, and last a doot of crack, back to back to back.

The definition of the Brando’s Triple Treat-Bro I’m so fucked up from that Brando's Triple Threat, I can’t feel my legs!

by TripleBrandothreat March 8, 2025

Nap Brando

A super sexually attractive man that prefers to especially eat a man's thigh.

"Don't go running outside at night. Nap Brando might walk in on you."

by Mike Goose November 11, 2020