branch banking

going number 2 somewhere other than your own home.

I couldn't take a dump at the mall. I had to wait until I got home. I don't like to do any branch banking.

by Sara Joseph July 20, 2007

North Branch

Small little one horsetown to the east of minnesota. Very lame place to live. With nothing to do there, but get high, drunk, or something incredibly stupid.

North Branch is the lamest town on earth.

by samantha d. blair August 5, 2008

Branching Tree

When a man or woman(if they are in to that)
inserts a closed fist into a woman's vagina. Once the vagina has been fully penetrated the man or woman slowly opens his/her fist resembling blooming blossoms on a tree in the spring time.

My girlfriend screamed when i introduced her to the branching tree. Maybe it was because i didn't trim my fingernails.

by Dan Schweddy February 24, 2009

branch swinger

one who expresses sexual interest in a family member and, in turn, essentially "swings" on the branches of the good ol' family tree

"Dude, I totally just saw you give your Aunt Edna the up-down, you dirty branch swinger."

by j37 November 18, 2009

Speedy Branch

Your fastest friend

Branch you run so fast, your a speedy branch.

by Branchsquad January 21, 2021

Step-branch

The children of whom your parents re-marry.

"Step-branch, I'm stuck in the dryer"

by Branchsquad January 21, 2021

Nasty Branch

Human shit.

I've gotta hit the crib and snap off a nasty branch before we go to the club tonight.

by Tommy Beersman March 29, 2022