Boris Johnson

Wank Blanket

Boris Johnson had been so excited at the gullibility of the population, he was already onto his third wank blanket of the week.

by Comedy Continuum April 4, 2021

Dank Boonis

A dank boonis is used when some one who is worse than you insults you, and usually starts with "Succ My"

Noob: Oh get rekt
Pro: Succ my dank boonis

by QuestCLicker October 23, 2017

jordan bortis

Monkey boy lookin kid with small biceps that enjoys taking pictures of his nude body in the mirror

Jordan Bortis? If I saw the kid i'd tell him "shut up monkey boy"

by MrStealYoToast March 2, 2018

Boris Johnson

Verb; To be Boris Johnsoned.

i. A blow job, from the initials B & J
ii. To completely body check someone, esp. a child.

i. Dude, I totally got a Boris Johnson last night.

ii. Did you see that kid get Boris Johnsoned yesterday?!
Holy shit, yes. He is an utter weapon.

by some random homosapien July 31, 2016

Börkism

An ancient Greek school of philosophy, founded in Athens by Börkur of Breiðholt, and his followers (564 BC). The school taught a theory, or a system of going through life in which retiring from society, living in social isolation, indulging in unhealthy food and collecting FUPA is celebrated. This is inspired for a variety of reasons, namely the Það incident.

After studying the writings of Börkur I have become a devout subscriber of Börkism

by Börkurfan_nr.1 September 22, 2018

Boris Bender Bitch Baby

A common insult used for people who are often reffered to as Boris. Can be used interchangeably with Boris Bender Baby Man, Borisimo, and Boristle Moe.

Person A: Wow look at Boris over there throwing a tantrum because he was called cankle queen.
Person B: What a Boris Bender Bitch Baby.

by McShrekNuggets May 20, 2021

Borislava

Borislava is soo sweet! She’s combination of sensitive and savage, have a smart mouth but get upset when she doesn’t get the amount of attention she desire. Borislava catch people’s eyes very fast because they have a confiden walk and with her personality. She’s usually a social butterfly and can be very opinionated. It doesn’t matter what you’re doing with this girl, you’re going to have fun. She’s loved by everyone and is the most unselfish person.

You thinking: Oh Borislava is smiling, I can’t help but smile too.

Borislava is soo cute

by Matilee__M November 21, 2021