boink

verb - transitive and intransitive: to fornicate

Intransitive: We boinked like frenzied rabbits.

Transitive: He boinked her incessantly.

by cybercownow October 2, 2005

boinklet

A sexual intercourse encounter resulting in ten thrusts or less.

That doesn't count baby, it was only a boinklet.

by revelator3116 July 6, 2016

Boing

Boing is used to describe your penis penis from going soft to hard in a very short amount of time due to seeing something sexy such as grace robbersons newest picture on Instagram

Boing!

by Lil Hecti May 9, 2018

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when someone fart smel like tuna and

oh my go it smell bad

sorry i had a fafa boingy berfe chesy krabby patty

by karby paty June 11, 2021

Boing-Boinged

To have your random cat video, or steampunk mouse armor, or technique for weaponizing bacon posted to BoingBoing.net.. People send all kinds of random and amazing stuff to Boing Boing, and the editors decide which stuff is the best and then post it, along with a trackback to the person who sent the submission. Getting "Boing Boinged" virtually assures you will at least 15 milisceonds of nerdy fame, along with a host of new Twitter followers, new hits on your blog, or whatever.

"OMFG! The video of our wedding party doing the Thriller dance just got Boing-Boinged!"

by Jingleyfish August 29, 2009

oingo boingo

Great ska-electrofunk-disco band fronted by Danny Elfman. Appeared in the worst movie ever, "The Forbidden Zone". Best album was *NOT* "Dead Man's Party" (like everybody says), but "Nothing to Fear" (1982). Got a little bland after 1985 when Danny started scoring movies and this became his part-time job. Would eventually influence bands like Fishbone and Mr. Bungle.

Have you ever heard (insert 1979 - 1983 era Oingo Boingo album song title)??? It's kickin' rad!

by NPDeany January 8, 2004

Boink'd

A lame branch off of the lame series "Punk'd" where host, and porn star, Ron Jeremy rapes unsusceptible female celebrities. It usually gets to the point where a policeman fires a shot in Ron's leg, before he actually gets off of the victim and reveals himself. By then he has already blown a few loads to boot. Jeremy ends off the segment by yelling, "You've just got Boink'd" in a clinically depressed fecal-feliac on prozac voice.

Victims have ranged from Dakota Fanning, to Barbara Streisand, to Paris Hilton.

Jenna Jameson enjoyed her stint on Boink'd, and unlike everyone else before her she stayed for more.

by Svatos February 10, 2007