Bob

A common name no-one uses

Jeff:"Hey Bob."
Bob:"Hey aren't our names average but no-one uses e"
Jeff:"That's right never realized."

by \/\/ 0 l= l_l July 1, 2018

Bob

dream (minecraft speedrunner)

bob.

by insert pseudonym September 21, 2021

Bob

The second coolest person who has ever walked this earth, bro. Bob could be your imaginary friend in third grade, bro sittin in the empty seats around you, bro because you were a loner and still are a loner, and have developed social anxiety, depression, low self esteem, and suicidal thoughts....bro. Bob will be there for you...hopefully. Or he could be your big brothers friend, and pretty cool, because he plays siege with you, because you're a loner and you have developed social anxiety....Nvm imma go see if Bob's online.....Midget marine is the #1 coolest person to walk the earth.

Aron: "Bob's dat boii, bro"
Teacher: "Bob's not real, bro."
Aron: "your not real, you fake, plastic face, silicon boob ass bitch, bro."
Teacher: "okay, Bob. Grab your crayons along with Aron."

by Definitions...bro December 10, 2018

Bob

A university prof who lectures you on useless content such as how to read a meter stick for three fuckin hours.

God damnit, I have to take Bob's course. At least it's an easy credit

by kh4zhang September 9, 2019

Bob

Bob is weird. He thinks that every holiday (except Easter) is Easter. He was disowned at birth from the Staple family. The Staple family keeps him around (for some reason) and keep him in the fireplace.

“ Stay in the fireplace, Bob.”

by RA9 January 17, 2019

Bob

The big fat two flapped lump in the woman’s back, especially when it jiggles a lot and be lookin fine

Damnnn Peppa pig’s bob is looking fine

by Scoober Dubber December 11, 2018

Bob

Bob is a builder. Builder is a Bob. If this angers you, easy peasy lemon squeezy.

Bob build a building

by GayGirlGray November 28, 2020