bloody mary surprise

when having sex with a girl she gets her period and get blood on your cock

why are you washing your cock in the sink? last night shaqunna gave me a bloody mary surprise

by cuntcakes December 15, 2008

Bloody Mary

A bloody Mary is when you fist a girl until she comes on her period

Eric fisted Louise until he made her bloody mary

by Gary Panther March 9, 2019

Bloody Mary Boner

When she's on her rag, & you pullout... Then you refuse to wash it off & ask her if she "would like a pickle w/ that." Her name also has to be Mary.

Him: Damnit Mary, would you like a pickle with that!

Her: I would love a Bloody Mary Boner!

by xXOhio4Lovers February 1, 2023

The Bloody Mary

The act of forcefully fucking your partner/spouse until they cry blood into a bucket placed under them. After this you pour the blood into their asshole and take a silly selfie by it, saying your partner is on their period. This will make the experience better if your partner is a male. After you post this selfie to your IG story you take a reusable straw and suck the blood out of your partner’s ass

John: HOLY SHIT! I’M FUCKING CRYING

BLOOD!!!!!
David: Time to use The Bloody Mary up in this bitch.

by DaddyJan’sFatAss February 1, 2024

spicy bloody mary

When you finger a girl on her period with Tabasco on your fingers

Man, Sharon wouldn’t let me give her a spicy Bloody Mary even though it was the perfect time of the month.

by EmeraldCity March 21, 2021

Bloody Mary Rimmer

to be defined soon...Honey Badger and Scorpion King

I would like a bloody mary rimmer

by HBKaboom August 19, 2011

Bloody Mary

When a girl is on her period, she takes a tampon and saturates it with a classy Vodka, then proceeds to insert it into her vaginal cavity. Once in, garnish the butthole by inserting an asparagus spear, a pickle, or a celery stick and your choice of meat into the butthole.

My girlfriend was on her period, so I suggested trying the Bloody Mary and she was kinky enough to give it a go.

by The Rogue Medic May 8, 2023