aft-blastin’

When you can’t make it to the bathroom so you say “my butts gonna explode” and start pooping all over the toilet before you can sit down.

“Who keeps aft-blastin’ all over the back of the toilet?”

“Probably Mike”

by whatsupdonaldduck April 20, 2018

Nerf Bastion

You say it when somebody want's to be BAsstion in the game overwatch

Him: I'll be Bastion.

Her: NERF BASTION

by Subscribe2pewdiepie.pls December 4, 2018

the blastiods

Hentai in turtle

I saw a great the blastiods yesterday

by Little nasty 21 March 2, 2022

Master Bastion

fake name for Mastrubation

John: I saw Joe doing Master Bastion.

by FlyingKP January 24, 2023

Baja Blastin

A term used to describe explosive diarrhea.

The Taco Bell that I ate had me Baja Blastin all night.

by GameBoyFan89 March 12, 2025

Baja Blastin

A term used to describe the explosive diarrhea one would have after eating bad food

After I ate that Taco Bell, I was Baja Blastin all night.

by GameBoyFan89 March 12, 2025