Bi-winning 

When one abuses their body to the last possible inch before ultimately dying.

Also: Winning some here, also there

Charlie Sheen didn't go batshit crazy, he just adopted a bi-winning attitude

Bi-winning by Dirty Charles March 25, 2011

bi-winning 

To win over here, and win over there.

Am I bi-polar?? I'm bi-winning.

bi-winning by TheKingAndrock March 26, 2011

bi-winning 

A term used to describe a condition in which a patient deludes their selves into thinking that the train wreck that is their life is actually caused by design. Bi-winning is often a side effect of cocaine abuse.

Symptoms include:

1)Hiring two hookers and full time girlfriends.
2)Delusions of being a warlock from another dimension.
3)Delusions of having a funny show.
4) Wanting to start a cooking show to support your coke habit.

John: Dude, your wife just left you and you just lost your job...I think you have a problem.

Frank: I don't have a problem, I'm bi-winning! *Sniff!* How do you make eggs benedict?

bi-winning by kiddluck March 27, 2011

Bi-Winning 

The belief that something has been won more than once, only to discover that you are indeed bipolar and have not won anything.

A deluded state the occurs when you "bang to many 7 gram rocks"

Charlie Sheen: I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bipolar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward.

Bi-Winning by sup3rsawy3rs March 27, 2011

Bi-Winning 

Charlie Sheen's version of winning.

I am not bi-polar, I am bi-winning. I win here and I win there

Bi-Winning by The Wave2 March 28, 2011

bi-winning 

To win at everything one does.

Charlie Sheen: "I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there."

bi-winning by Sheenisms March 29, 2011

Bi-winning 

Bipolar disorder. A psychiatric diagnosis that describes a category of mood disorders defined by the presence of one or more episodes of abnormally elevated energy levels, cognition, and mood with or without one or more depressive episodes. But NO, that's not what Charlie Sheen has or is.
He is ''bi-WINNING''

Interviewer: Some are saying that you are bipolar?

Charlie: WOW, what does that mean?

Interviewer: I guess that .. you know, you're on two ends of the spectrum

Charlie: wow .. and then what? what's the cure, medicin? make me like them? not gonna' happen ... Im bi-winning.

Bi-winning by ll-cool-j March 29, 2011