An alternate reality not to be confused with bi-polar disorder. Pure success at the top, regardless of what other quacks out there might say.
by pico80 March 06, 2011
by Boobielover69 March 03, 2011
To reach a level of mania that allows you transcend the terrestrial realm.
To have one speed. One gear. Go.
Only one human has ever been known to sucessfully do this; Charlie Sheen, The Tiger Blooded Adonis.
Among the powers that come with the state of being bi-winning are; the ability to have multiple female sex slaves live in your bed, the capacity to express phrases that no mortal could ever have come up with on their own and to do so with absolutely no preperation, and the capacity to do copious amounts of mind altering substances without any long term addiction simply because they are a paltry substitute to the drug that is oneself.
To try to mimick the state of bi-winning without tiger blood pumping through your system will lead to death and face melting.
To have one speed. One gear. Go.
Only one human has ever been known to sucessfully do this; Charlie Sheen, The Tiger Blooded Adonis.
Among the powers that come with the state of being bi-winning are; the ability to have multiple female sex slaves live in your bed, the capacity to express phrases that no mortal could ever have come up with on their own and to do so with absolutely no preperation, and the capacity to do copious amounts of mind altering substances without any long term addiction simply because they are a paltry substitute to the drug that is oneself.
To try to mimick the state of bi-winning without tiger blood pumping through your system will lead to death and face melting.
by Elided Ego March 08, 2011
When you win here, and you win there.
-Charlie Sheen
This term was used by Charlie Sheen in an interview with ABC. When Charlie was challenged with an accusation that he was bi-polar, his rebuttal was that he was actually "bi-winning." He uses the term "winning" throughout the interview in contexts, not only sexually related, but also in a conquering sense as well.
-Charlie Sheen
This term was used by Charlie Sheen in an interview with ABC. When Charlie was challenged with an accusation that he was bi-polar, his rebuttal was that he was actually "bi-winning." He uses the term "winning" throughout the interview in contexts, not only sexually related, but also in a conquering sense as well.
guy 1: Dude, what's wrong with you.... Are you bi-polar or something? How come you're not like everyone else?
guy 2: I'm not like everyone else because I'm better than everyone else, I'm bi-winning.
guy 2: I'm not like everyone else because I'm better than everyone else, I'm bi-winning.
by G Ymer March 03, 2011
A word invented by Charlie Sheen during an interview on Good Morning America when asked if he was bipolar; meaning to win at both ends of the spectrum.
by stiffshifter March 13, 2011
A term used to describe a condition in which a patient deludes their selves into thinking that the train wreck that is their life is actually caused by design. Bi-winning is often a side effect of cocaine abuse.
Symptoms include:
1)Hiring two hookers and full time girlfriends.
2)Delusions of being a warlock from another dimension.
3)Delusions of having a funny show.
4) Wanting to start a cooking show to support your coke habit.
Symptoms include:
1)Hiring two hookers and full time girlfriends.
2)Delusions of being a warlock from another dimension.
3)Delusions of having a funny show.
4) Wanting to start a cooking show to support your coke habit.
John: Dude, your wife just left you and you just lost your job...I think you have a problem.
Frank: I don't have a problem, I'm bi-winning! *Sniff!* How do you make eggs benedict?
Frank: I don't have a problem, I'm bi-winning! *Sniff!* How do you make eggs benedict?
by kiddluck March 11, 2011
by GuiGG March 10, 2011