baffour

A big strong man who will stand out from the crowd.
He isn't afraid to be embarrased

"Ooh look at him he is an alright Baffour"

by Jimmy Legend August 9, 2016

Beforetime

Before the COVID-19 pandemic, when things were normal.

In the Beforetime, when you could just go drink a beer at a bar with your friends.

by AKees March 19, 2020

Check yo self before you wreck yo self

a saying that means you better watch before you step over that thin line and get yo ass into serious trouble.

Whoa whoa wait a minute nigga...you wanna pull out a .380 on me??? Fool you better chiggity-check yo self before you wriggity-wreck yo self!

by Nick D February 27, 2003

a potato flew around my room before you came

A potato flying around your room.
Or
Potato is mistaken for "tornado" in the song " thinking bout' you" by Frank Ocean.

Vine related

-Igsophiee | IG

-did you see my potato?
-well..., a potato flew around my room before you came, exuse the mess it made, it usually dosen't rain...

by Sophietooturnt November 22, 2014

Shirt Before the Shirt

Became a national used phrase over night when said by Mike AKA "The Situation". As seen on MTV's popular series Jersey Shore (SEASON 2: EPISODE 2). The term describes when an individual, usually of the Guido/Tool variety sports a shirt like a wife beater, prior to hitting the clubs and hooking up with many wasted grenades and land mines. The Shirt he wears out will ALWAYS be ED HARDY, and he will have a plethora of colors from purple to yellow to red and everything in between! This phrase has set the stage for shops on the board walks to have beaters saying "SHIT BEFORE THE SHIRT" all over the East Coast.

Situation:
- I got the fresh to death kicks on, i got some jeans on, and i got the shirt, BUT i aint wearin the shirt when we go out, this is the shirt before the shirt.

- Yoo Pauly my dude after we GTL you gonna Shirt before the Shirt with me tonight when we hit the clubs and bring home some fine pieces of ass back into the Hot Tub.

Pauly: You know it Sitch right after i finish blowing my hair out with my top of the line products! (He uses Spiker for all you posers and wannabe guidos out there who are not even Italian)

Situation: Right on my dude, and if theres time we can get a quit lift in and see how much we can bench, deadlift and squat!

by GTLer August 14, 2010

Bedford High School

The shittiest, most difficult high school in existence. The cheap ass administration highers fresh-out-of college, young, dumb ass teachers. These inexperienced teachers usually fail 50%+ of their class just because they can't fucking teach.

Some of the unfair, strict, and bullshit rules at BHS include:

-No D's (That's right, you either get a 70+ or you fail)

-Competencies, something that NO OTHER SCHOOL IN NEW HAMPSHIRE ENFORCES, that wreck your GPA and overall grades. You can have a 90% (A-) in a class, and still receive an NCF because you didn't pass 1/100 of your stupid little competencies.

-Longest school day in existence even after being cut down from last year. The day lasts OVER 7 HOURS.

-Block scheduling. Thought your class was boring as shit? Think again. Pump that 45 minute class to a massive 1 hour and 30 minute class filled with shitty busy work and cramming so that the teacher fills in all the time they don't need.

-Real World Learning hours. As a student attending BHS, you are forced against your will to do community service, career exploration, and other pointless shit if you want to graduate. You need over 80 hours of this stupid shit if you ever want to see your diploma.

Officially the worst school to ever hit the U.S.A.

Student: Hey, can I get some extra credit please? I have a 69 in chemistry and one more point and I'll pass the class. I've done every single homework assignment but I'm having some trouble on the tests/quizzes. After all the extra help it still isn't sticking. Bedford High School is really tough. Please?

Teacher: Sorry, you should of done better on the material I never taught you about. You should know all this college-level science, come on. See you next year in my class again. I love Bedford High School.

by BHSFuckingSucks April 10, 2010

bros before bros

The homosexual version of the phrase bros before hoes. To prioritize your male friends before your relationship with another guy.

Steve: Gee Chris, I sure love spending time with my new boyfriend Jeremy! He is so sweet and strong and caring!

Chris: Man you need to start chillin with us more often. Whatever happened to bros before bros??

by Leon C. Strider December 26, 2009