Dunk-baws

Someone who spends £40 on a do-cut and has the arse hinging oot his troosers. A pure dobber who wears mad lonsdale trainers and the metal bit is rusty so it stains the leather - pie!

Am scantin for a new shirt oot o Ted Baker but am a pure dunk-bawed oot ma nut cause a spent all ma boodle on GHD straightners.

by Big Stuff May 24, 2005

claw baw

Somebody who spends most of their time with their hands down their pants.

Hawl stop being a claw baw n go get a burd ya cunt!

by patons202 July 23, 2010

baw-cuzzi

a baw-cuzzi is when you get an old metal teapot,fill to a reasonable level with warm water,open the lid and drop youre balls in.At this point you get someone(preferably a women) to blow down the spout,creating the "baw-cuzzi"

Little John and Edward are enjoying the comfort of sitting watching tv in grandmas and papas house.Little john gets excited when he hears that great sound of grandmas traditional teapot whistling and bubbling away.Little john gets up and goes to run to the kitchen when he is stopped by Edward!"Little John,dont go through!It sounds like papa could be enjoying a little "baw-cuzzi"

by pogomcgrory January 07, 2012

monkey baws

a useless person/cunt. no use to any body.

i ask him to finish the job but he didn't. fuckin monkey baws.

hey you monkey baws your about as helpfull as a bag o shite.

by markwalls July 20, 2011

goats baw

Scottish term for someone who is a complete fucking arsehole

Baw is Scots for testicle. You are effectively calling someone a goat's testicle.

Can be used in friendly and offensive contexts.

"Shut it ya goat's baw"

"Hey ya fuckin goat's baw, whit ye daein? Looking for a fight ur ye?"

by Scott T The Silver fox January 23, 2004

Baw-haired

To get somewhere in the nick of time or by a fine margin, a margin as fine as a single baw-hair.

"Just baw-haired another train tae Edinburgh. I was sweating like a beast by the time I got to my seat. If I'd have missed it I'd have had tae shell oot another £90 for the next fucking train. And it's a good job I didn't, cos I dinnae get paid til Tuesday."

by FunkyGman April 10, 2021

baw jaws

Someone who enjoys, or takes part in, the insertion of testicles into their facial recepticle.

i.e my baws, your mouth

by captain Medallion and General P.O. Boots June 11, 2004