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sloppy bavarian french horn

when a female,(or a male), performs onto another male, an act in which from the rear position one hand grasps the rod of their partner and squeezes at different intervels(like tapping the many buttons on a french horn) all the while blowing, with a little spit, into the rear of thier partner to the tune of "Oh When the Saints Cum Marching In"
Nathanial readied himself against the kitchen sink while preparing to require a "sloppy bavarian french horn" from his fiancee Campbell all the while maintaining the beat of "Oh When The Saints Cum Marching In" with the slapping of his ball sack.
by Beaner McWeiner July 29, 2008
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sloppy bavarian french horn

when a female,(or a male), performs onto another male, an act in which from the rear position one hand grasps the rod of their partner and squeezes at different intervels(like tapping the many buttons on a french horn) all the while blowing, with a little spit, into the rear of thier partner to the tune of "Oh When the Saints Cum Marching In"
Nathanial readied himself against the kitchen sink while preparing to require a "sloppy bavarian french horn" from his fiancee Campbell all the while maintaining the beat of "Oh When The Saints Cum Marching In" with the slapping of his ball sack.
by Beaner McWeiner July 14, 2008
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Bavarian Big One

something that completely sucks.

getting really screwed over by a friend that you were depending on
"That Bites the Bavarian Big One."

My Pap use to Always say When he had to do Something that he did not want to, or if My Grandma would ask him Something,
"That really Bites the Bavarian Big One. Well, come on lets go."
by Ronny Placzek February 12, 2008
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The Bavarian Matrix

You wanna find the eigenvalues? That's just the determinant of The Bavarian Matrix set equal to zero!
by minedreader1127 December 21, 2020
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Bavarian Legend

Same as a Cleveland Steamer, with the notable exception that the turd is layed down in the shape of a pretzel.
A little artistic merit turned that Cleveland Steamer into a Bavarian Legend.
by TooBigToFlush February 21, 2018
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Bavarian Franziskaner Cup

After everyone of the upcoming 4 Players jerked inside a regular Franziskaner Beer Glass with a tight mid hole, it will be put in the middle of the beerpong table. The first to accidently throw the ball inside the sperm filled Glas, as a punishment, has to hold it upside down above his mouth to see if the ball got stuck in the tight middle part or can be taken out. If it falls out, the player has to drink the jizz. Otherwise the glas will be replaced in a new round.
4 Guys at a table.
Person 1: Wanna play Beer Pong the Bavarian way?
Other Guys: Sure, lets get the beer and a Bavarian Franziskaner Cup
by Bavarian Monkey June 24, 2020
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Bavarian Buffet

Looking for a sexual partner in the crowd after a sportive event.
Hey man, the match is almost over. Should we head out for a Bavarian Buffet?
by Struwwelkoeter October 7, 2023
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