battling demons

When you’re struggling to take a shit.

John is battling demons in the bathroom.

by Eion2500 September 5, 2023

Bataljon

Bataljon (substantiv, obestämd form, en bataljon, plural: bataljoner)

En samling av två eller flera ananasfrukter, ofta placerade tätt ihop i en grupp. Förekommer vanligtvis i fruktdiskar, på marknader eller i lagerutrymmen där ananas förvaras tillsammans. En bataljon kan variera i storlek men kännetecknas av frukternas närhet till varandra, antingen naturligt eller genom arrangemang vid transport och försäljning.

• “Vi beställde för mycket ananas, och nu har vi en enorm bataljon att ta hand om.”
• “Vid marknadsståndet låg en stor bataljon, redo att säljas.”
• “Kylrummet var fullt – där inne väntade 2 bataljoner på att packas upp.”

by fake swedish words February 8, 2025

Investi-battling

When someone does the act of battling while investigating

I’m investi-battling cyberX

by Sanslikestodrawstuff August 30, 2023

Steel Batallioning

The act of playing a game or using a device precisely at the time of your visitors’ arrival, that you otherwise wouldn’t be playing or using, solely to give the illusion that you frequently use said game or device and made a good purchase decision

He doesn’t actually play that game; he was just steel batallioning so we wouldn’t point out that he wasted $150 on that thing.

by anonymous February 27, 2024

ego battling

mostly happens on battlegrounds/skill-demanding video games like CS:GO, The Strongest Battlegrounds, Valorant etc.
when one of your opponents gets fried by you during match and starts ego battling as a last resort to win the beef

- i already won you 9 times in a row why are u still yapping lol
-stfu i still bench more than you
-he wont stop ego battling me won't he

by neverGoIntoBlackpill October 10, 2025