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Louisville Bartender

1.) Being cock blocked by a Bartender while you are attempting to get a number or go home with a hot chick at the bar.

2.) When you're macking on a really hot chick at a bar and then she goes home with the bartender instead of you.
1) Dude, I was spitting game on this tall blonde at Sports and I got the Louisville Bartender. She just talked to him the rest of the night. That guy was an asshole!

2) I was chatting up this girl and grabbed her ass. I went to the bathroom and when I came back she was gone, and so was the bartender. I totally got the Louisville Bartender.
by Dr. Whom October 5, 2011
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Bartender

A professional babysitter. A part time psychologist. One who has a developed sense of seeing through the bullshit. Someone you are most likely NOT taking home, so do your bartender a favor and don't ask! Remember, she is getting paid to flirt with you and being HOT is part of the requirement of her job!! A professional bullshitter. Someone with a real sense of fun and can probably drink you under the table. A person with a dangerous turning point who can rip you to shreds with a few pointed sentences if necessary. A part time security guard. I may be cute but will kick your drunk ass if I have to!!
Drunk: "You're hot."
Bartender: "Thanks, you're not to bad yourself."
Drunk: "You got all kinds of booty girl!"
Bartender: politely smiles

Drunk: "We should go out sometime."
Bartender: (after tab is paid of course) "No thanks I like pussy." (In other words: You are wasted, I am sober, I have witnessed you hit on every girl in this bar and will not be your last resort to get laid. No thanks drunk guy..)
by MamaG83 June 1, 2010
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bartender

A term used to describe back-to-back home runs in a baseball game. Most notably heard by SportsCenter anchor Neil Everett calling out a back-to-back jack highlight.
"Matt Carpenter goes deep to lead off the game. Carlos Beltran wants in on the fun, BARTENDER! ONE SHOT AIN'T ENOUGH."
by Minor League Guy April 26, 2013
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barren whore

A girl whose sleeps w/anyone or anything and still can not have kids.
Latoi was w/another guy today. It's not going help her produce because she is a nasty barren whore.
by pachuco May 18, 2006
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Barfently Talented

Someone who manages to barf on other people while missing themselves
Wow Ravy T just barfed on my shoes but missed herself! She's so Barfently Talented
by Satiated Ice Pick May 10, 2022
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Barlen

(adj.) (1) Of or related to the clan hailing from northern Texas.

(n.) (1) Any of the children of Douglas and Michelle Barlen. (slang adv.) (1) Trend setting or path clearing.

(syn.) bad ass, impressive, unmatched, indestructable, envied, loved, hated, never ignored
(adj.)(1) "Barlen boys grab your balls and lets go."

(noun)(1) "You know what we need? A Barlen."

(slang)(1) "We need to do this the Barlen way."...
by Instant Replay February 25, 2010
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barfing out your ass

when your poo is watery enough to be mistaken for really dark tea or coffee....including the grounds. imagine an absolute anal apocalypse
dad the bathroom smells like you were barfing out your ass
by 7'4"whiteboy October 11, 2014
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