the johnson country (ks) way of tp'ing. At the end of the day, the left over bagels at Einstein Bros. are given away. So people dumb them on unsuspecting yards. Like tp'ing put more expensive. Best done if it will rain that night.
Person 1: Hey dude, that ass Jake broke up with me
Person 2: Hey I got an idea, let's TP his house!
Person 1: No dude, it's going to rain tonight, let's bagel it.
Person 2: Hey I got an idea, let's TP his house!
Person 1: No dude, it's going to rain tonight, let's bagel it.
by bumblingbando May 31, 2004
A round thing with a hole, but not a doughnut because it's not all pretty and cool and stuff like that...
What are you doing with that bagel?!?!?!?!?!
by YoMamma February 23, 2003
grabbing a somewhat chubby person's belly fat during the act of lovemaking until it forms a shape reminiscent of a bagel and proceeding to penetrate the hell out of the belly-button with your object of choice. objects of choice could possibly be a penis, a dildo, the one-fingered neighborhood kid, etc.
"I came home last night after a long session of bageling your mom."
guy 1: "Dude! What was she like in the sack?!"
guy 2: "Totally awesome man! She's really into bageling!"
guy 1: "Dude! What was she like in the sack?!"
guy 2: "Totally awesome man! She's really into bageling!"
by piemaster5000 August 6, 2009
by Mt. Sinai April 23, 2006
by hot cheetos January 9, 2013
a replacement for sexual activity.
by k-deezie March 14, 2008
by Annie April 7, 2005