noun. a nickname given to an ex girlfriend, usually one who prefers smoking over a relationship and gets around. a balrog will typically separate you from your best friends and xbox live buddies when she wants to talk, hence forth ending your massive custom game of Halo that you worked hard to build. a balrog also tries to be "scene" but fails to do so when it's hard for it to lose 250 pounds. a balrog cannot retain a boyfriend in the area, therefore it looks online and finds imbiciles looking for desperate measures and traps them in an online relationship. a balrog usually uses pictures of its face rather than lard body to attract guys. a common way to scare off a balrog is by speaking of AP classes or other future goals or anything sophisticated. doing so will result in the same effect as sprinkling salt on a slug
PhillipVassel: How's the ex?
Humpcatter16: Oh, the balrog? Who cares? It's over man. Let's start up a game of Halo.
PhillipVassel: Great to have you back man.
Humpcatter16: Oh, the balrog? Who cares? It's over man. Let's start up a game of Halo.
PhillipVassel: Great to have you back man.
by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010
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Bafmodads are an entity of unknown shape or form to most people. They are from another dimension, and were brought here by an extreme temporal flux in the universe when a number was made that was so large that nobody had a name for it. It was left like that, nameless, for decades. The Bafmodads came because of the call of the nameless number, and they were enraged on the humans who refused to name it. They set out on a mission to enslave the humans and destroy all pets with their petbombs. The Humans and Bafmodads battled hard, but the Bafmodads were pushing the humans back to the brink of extinction. Than, from out of nowhere, one man came up and stood in front of onslaught of the Bafmodads, and he named the number a name so large that it would take several years to pronounce. During this time, the Bafmodads were so internally confused that they all had various heart attacks and liver failures. And so, the man became President of Penarck, and Earth was saved from an untimely destruction by the Bafmodads.
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