Diarrhea Balloon

When you fill a water balloon with your own diarrhea and throw it at someone, drenching them in your own feces.

John wanted to get revenge on Pete because he had screwed his wife the night before, so he decided to throw a Diarrhea Balloon at him.

by Buttrumpet April 20, 2014

Balloon Boy

To Make A Scene in order to gain attention. Like the balloon boy incident that occurred 10/15/09.

News Journalist: So why did you stay in the closet when everyone was looking for you?

Dad: (Grime Look)

Balloon Boy: Because I did it for the Show.

Dad: What He Means Is....

by J|C October 15, 2009

lead balloon

(n.) A proverbial lead balloon is an idea which is garuanteed to fail.

The League of Nations

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

Love balloons

Condoms

by IronCamel September 1, 2003

Balloon animal

Noun-- The act of getting a blowjob while wearing a condom.

I was at Thai Touch when I got a balloon animal.

by VKS April 14, 2014

Flesh Balloon

A term use to describe the testicles of a man

Hey thats some mighty fine juice you got in the old flesh balloon.

by Ruffun October 23, 2008

douche-balloon

Someone who is so inflated with their doucheness that they walk around with a false sense of importance.

what a douche-balloon!!

by insultURface September 16, 2010