Brent

Fuckin douche bag who beats off in every corner of a dorm room and doesnt give a fuck about anyone or anything. Usually short, gay and irish!

That guy that is tryin to hit on girls is a brent!

by A first-hand reliable source May 20, 2010

Brent

A generic term for the classic male douchebag. Colourful polo shorts, boat shoes, often has sailing experience. A Brent is often totally oblivious to the fact that he's the most hated human in the room and likely thinks he's "killing it"...even though he's definitely not.

Somebody better tell Brent over there to shut it down before he catches a throat chop

by J.H.F. September 13, 2016

Brent

A real bull queer from Pickens who fishes pay ponds but doesn't eat fish...he eats boogers.

"I saw Brent yesterday. What a booger eater !!"

"Oh yeah. He's a booger eater from way back."

by Physcoholis slag February 17, 2012

Brent

A person who makes excuses to get out of every social situation. A person who will not go out after 10 pm. A person who has an apathetic attitude for social gatherings.

You invite a friend to come drink with the guys and he makes the excuse that he is still painting his room; even after ten hours of painting.
*Your response: Man do i smell a brent.

You invite a friend to go out to a bar and he says he can't because he just bought Forza Motor Sport 3.
*your response: Man you are being such a brent.

by Coors Light Guy December 25, 2009

Brent

A guy who talks to every person who carries a female taco. He is perverted and mean gets incredibly envious over you and storms off like a tween girl who just got her phone taken away by her parents. However, I must add he's a decent friend. Always there for you but will diss you and try to make moves on you once you've moved on and found another partner. He doesn't understand boundaries since he tries to cross them whenever he feels like there is an opportunity. He likes to flirt, be cautious as he seems to flirt with half the female population then deny it afterwards. He's a smart guy loves cars more than anything even though some of the cars he likes are questionable. He's a church guy yet is very naughty. Hes aight.

Me: Brent text me
Boyfriend: *grunt* he always seems to text you when I'm with you.

by Snertle July 9, 2017

Brent

An asshole who only uses females for sex or to get what he wants. Trys to be tough when in reality hes nothing but a pussy who like to fuck dogs.

Hey brent who are you dating this week?
brent-Ohh a girl named hali after i fuck her im gonna dump her to fuck my dog.

by aly238 November 19, 2013

Brent

A skinny douche who thinks only of himself. A follower, not a leader. Few female acuantinces. SUcks dangling

Female1: Omg ew looks theres brent. Stupid little hoe
Femae2: I knoow! so irritating
Female3: He tried to hit on me! ew

by i think you know who dummmyyyy November 27, 2013