A silent or low key fart that is very rank in smell and texture. Sometimes may seem juicy or dry. Always hilarious.
A:"Let's blame Lisa of gas"
B:"Okay"
A:"Lisa did you let one go?"
Lisa:"NO! that was YOU!"
B:"No Lisa, I do believe that was you, and it sounded like a Beef Breeze, at that!"
B:"Okay"
A:"Lisa did you let one go?"
Lisa:"NO! that was YOU!"
B:"No Lisa, I do believe that was you, and it sounded like a Beef Breeze, at that!"
by Rikky November 25, 2005
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**"AAA has designated Gulf Breeze as also one of seven "strict enforcement areas" for traffic laws in the United States. This rating is one level short of speed trap, and is only shared by six other cities and towns nationwide."-AAA Auto Club South**
**"AAA has designated Gulf Breeze as also one of seven "strict enforcement areas" for traffic laws in the United States. This rating is one level short of speed trap, and is only shared by six other cities and towns nationwide."-AAA Auto Club South**
Ya there were 3 Gulf Breeze police on the scene + all I had was a broken tailight! "Theeeem bitches."
by ashleyNoel08Auburn March 7, 2009
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(Noun) A rusty breeze is the odor of the anus that emmits off someones body as they walk past you, this is due to the insufficient wiping of the anus.
"Damn did get that wiff of that girls rusty breeze over there?"
"Yo last night I forgot to wipe my ass and
I had the worst rusty breeze."
Source: Jenna Ippolito and Ryan Cataldo (Joe Cats is god!), New York
"Yo last night I forgot to wipe my ass and
I had the worst rusty breeze."
Source: Jenna Ippolito and Ryan Cataldo (Joe Cats is god!), New York
by Source: Jenna Ippolito and Ryan Cataldo (Joe Cats is god!) November 19, 2006
Get the Rusty breeze mug.A not-so-well-known scene queen. With only a few pictures out, she has just a small fan base. Never the less, she's gorgeous and seems not the least bit fakes.
by Marya likespotatoes October 12, 2011
Get the BreeEatsBabiesForBreakfast mug.Someone who reproduces at least once, and appears to have no concept of how to raise a child.
Breeders often have skewed reasoning (or no reasoning) behind their decision to give birth, such as:
"Why did I have kids? Well...that's just what you do, isn't it? You can't not have kids..."
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"I didn't want kids, but he/she said that if we didn't have any, he/she would leave me, so I had to really."
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"It sorts out all the problems in your relationship! No, really!"
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"My parents wanted grandchildren."
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"If you have kids, you get a free house and allowance from the tax-payers!"
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"The bible says so."
Breeders are easily spotted by the following:
- their determination to ignore the havoc wreaked by their snotty brat
- the tendancy to change nappies on restaurant tables and other inappropriate places
- their complete and utter outrage when someone asks them to prevent their child from misbehaving
- their cries of "he/she's just a chyyyuld" if you refuse to comply with their ickle precious's every whim
- their often unkept appearance, the stains of baby-food on their t-shirts, greasy skin because they didn't have time to shower between popping out to buy their fags and dropping their brat off at his dad's council flat.
This term is often associated with the childfree, though it is sometimes used by others. It is not used to describe those who do a decent job of raising their kids.
Breeders often have skewed reasoning (or no reasoning) behind their decision to give birth, such as:
"Why did I have kids? Well...that's just what you do, isn't it? You can't not have kids..."
-
"I didn't want kids, but he/she said that if we didn't have any, he/she would leave me, so I had to really."
-
"It sorts out all the problems in your relationship! No, really!"
-
"My parents wanted grandchildren."
-
"If you have kids, you get a free house and allowance from the tax-payers!"
-
"The bible says so."
Breeders are easily spotted by the following:
- their determination to ignore the havoc wreaked by their snotty brat
- the tendancy to change nappies on restaurant tables and other inappropriate places
- their complete and utter outrage when someone asks them to prevent their child from misbehaving
- their cries of "he/she's just a chyyyuld" if you refuse to comply with their ickle precious's every whim
- their often unkept appearance, the stains of baby-food on their t-shirts, greasy skin because they didn't have time to shower between popping out to buy their fags and dropping their brat off at his dad's council flat.
This term is often associated with the childfree, though it is sometimes used by others. It is not used to describe those who do a decent job of raising their kids.
"On the bus the other day, this mother and her kid got on, and the kid tried to take my book. I told him it was mine and he had a massive tantrum. Even worse, his mum actually tried to persuade me to give him my book, because he was 'just a child'! God, what a breeder!"
by Sarchasm June 21, 2006
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Noun. A rather rapid expulsion of methane gas built up in the bowels as a flatus via the anus, typically with a loud report; a fart.
by Tummy AuGratin February 28, 2006
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