bran-splaining

A different version of man-splaining when Brandon over explains things in a mysogynisitic way

Brandon! Quit bran-splaining!

by Phoenixbird1127 June 22, 2024

Bran flake

A visually attractive person who is both uninteresting AND unreliable, specifically in the context of dating/hook-up apps.

Friend 1: "So I was chatting with this really cute person online, but they seemed a little dull and distracted, and then they ghosted me."
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"

by easy_eh May 13, 2023

Dinas bran

A school in the middle of nowhere (llangollen) and parents think they’re sending their kids to a good school when actually it’s the skattiest and rummest of them all, you will see many girls walking round with barely a skirt. And the lads r just cunts.

Hahah they’re from dinas bran eee get gone

by 123cookiecutter June 9, 2020

Bran Calvert

Bran Calvert is somebody who is a ketamine monster, he Hoovers up the bag of ket faster than the last drop of water in a African well. The Lifestyle of Bran 🥄 doing ket and pulling munters

“Oh look there’s bran Calvert”

by Mr mcgregor UFC July 9, 2022

Bran stalked

when someone focuses on you too hard. Would literally sniff your butt hole to know if the date and time they last marked that you pooped, indeed happened.

from Bran Stark's magical ability to predestine hodor into a door holder, so he can watch how Jon Snow was made and eventually get to be king.

"I bran stalked Bran Stark for this brand new bran man"-the ice king, season 8 of throw of games

by myhandleismyhandleismyhandleis May 22, 2019

Raisin Bran

A square. Someone whose grapes (either testes or ovaries) has shriveled through trauma, acting through fear not allowing the best outcomes out most situations.

Let's go to the gun range, don't be such a raisin bran.

"Hey, I got new job as a courier."
"Are you sure you want to drive so much, what if you get in an accident?"
"Quit being such a raisin bran."

by WisloveGodstyle June 4, 2025

Brans

A brugger, the average wheat grain husk in Arkansas

Hey brans

by Jack Avery 2342 April 21, 2023