He will soon be writing hate paragraphs for all the annoying women who disturbed him and his girlfriend.
Braeden is with Alyssa
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

A fucking retard who fails all of the easiest classes the school offers, is a dumb jock, except for the fact that he is retarded and got kicked off the team for shitty grades. The only language he understands is football, and nobody likes him, but he still thinks he is the shit. He thinks he is the smartest person in the school and actually has a future for something besides a football coach. One in a while Braeden can be seen in class with his hands down his pants, probably jacking off to another dumb jock.
by 6head February 26, 2020

A singer/guitarist in an “indie” band called Wallows along with Cole Preston, Dylan Minnette and two others. Braeden is perfect and so adorable! He needs his own day! The day is on July 14
by ahh_wallows January 30, 2021

Drew: Yo I heard Braeden banged Callisto after the hockey game in the change room and then immediately dumped her, what a douchebag
by Rhodesians Never Die July 22, 2023

The type of guy to frequently touch his hair. For some reason, a Braeden always has a reason to not do something but ends up doing it anyway. He has a complicated past with romance and hates hearing about it. He has an average cock, but could easily please you in bed. If you ever encounter a Braeden, just know he's a respectful young man who has a passion for his music. He's cute, loveable, and will totally simp for you. Also he has a foot fetish.
by Nosers December 25, 2021
