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Bohemian Handshake

The act of giving a hand job while they are passed out on the carpet.
Everyone watched as she gave him the Bohemian Handshake at the party since he was the first to pass out.
by seagate4life February 11, 2010
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Bohemian Rhaspody

Not to be confused with the song Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. It has nothing to do with it or whatsoever. It is a term being used when two or more people are hinting a secret action or activity just to annoy the people who does not know about the definition of the term, leaving them confused and intrigued about the definition of "Bohemian Rhaspody. It will commonly sound like a perverted action among two people or a group of people but since actual allusions on direct perversion are never been used, this is clean prank by far. So far it's meaning depends on the people doing the prank.
Guy 1: Oh! Do you guys know "Bohemian Rhaspody"?
Funny Guy 1: Don't you mean Bohemian Rhapsody?
Pretty Girl 1: Haha, "Bohemian Rhaspody."

Funny Guy 1: You know, we did some "Bohemian Rhaspody."
Guy 1: Right! Bohemian Rhapsody. What is "Bohemian Rhaspody"?
Pretty Girl 1: Yeah, we did some "Bohemian Rhaspody" yesterday.
Guy 1: WHAT IS "BOHEMIAN RHASPODY"!?!?!?!?!!
by Pokemon Master_622 July 30, 2010
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bohemian rhapsody

bohemian rhapsody is one of the coolest songs in the world. i dont think its the best but it is a very popular song that was relesed by queen. i have been hering that song since b4 i was born!!!
waynes wolrld: is one example of how popular the song is. in a scene when there driving in the car mike myers and dana carvey and others start rocking out to bohemian rhapsody.
the movie was very popular made mike kyers famous
by damiens desciples July 13, 2006
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bohemian crapsody

When shitting, no fewer than 3 musical pitches are achieved, preferably at harmonic intervals. The flatulent chord then resonates against the porcelain walls of the toilet.
"Mom, i made a bohemian crapsody can you help me wipe??"
by slugj3lag June 26, 2012
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Bohemian JackHammer

Cumming on a girl's face while zipplinning in mid air. Shaka-Brah!!
cumming on girl while ziplinning is Bohemian Jackhammer
by boogeemanzbrah October 4, 2013
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Bohemian Baptism

Bohemian Baptism is when you are doing a person from behind while her head is over the toilet bowl. A common rule is that the person needs to get their hair wet during the act in order to count and in other areas, the toilet needs to be flushed in order for the act to be complete.
"She was leaning over the toilet bowl when I gave her a Bohemian Baptism"
by Tracwoc December 23, 2014
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Bohemian Rhapsotard

Someone who claims to be a Queen fan but only likes Bohemian Rhapsody. They may also be acquainted with the songs We Will Rock You and We Are the Champions but it's 50/50 as to whether or not they even know they're by the same band. Speaking of the whole band, they usually do not know who any of the personnel is except Freddie Mercury. In fact, to most of them, "Queen" and Freddie Mercury are interchangeable. They tend to have very narrow and trendy music tastes to begin with.
Dan: So what type of music do you listen to?
Bohemian Rhapsotard: Oh you know, Billie Eilish, Ariana Grande, Maroon 5...
Dan: Any classic rock?
Bohemian Rhapsotard: Classic rock?
Dan: You know, like Queen.
Bohemian Rhapsotard: I love Queen!
Dan: Really? Me too! What's your favorite album by them? Mines News of The World!
Bohemian Rhapsotard: Uh...Bohemian Rhapsody?
Dan: Oh, so you like A Night at the Opera?
Bohemian Rhapsotard: Uh...what? No, I like Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. You know? Freddie Mercury?
Dan: ...and Brian May, and Roger Taylor, and John Deacon...
Bohemian Rhapsotard: Who???
Dan: ...
Bohemian Rhapsotard: Oh yeah, speaking of classic rock, I LOVE those songs We Are the Champions and We Will Rock You. I never found out who made those though...
by chickewingzbruh February 29, 2020
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