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Birch

When autocorrect refuses to let you cuss and corrects "bitch" to "birch".
Birch, you playing to much!
by skkeet2k17 December 14, 2017
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Birch

You tried to text your bitch ass friend bitch but it auto corrected to birch and now you gotta stick to birch and use it as a more hurtful and personal replacement of bitch
You: man fuck your birch ass

Friend: ahhh you can’t spell

You: I ment that
by Fuckyourbirchass January 20, 2023
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Danny Birch

Danny Birch is the most extravagant, big dick , big future type of guy.
Danny Birch can do it better than anyone
by Danny Birch November 21, 2019
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Birch

Birch is the nice way of calling your friend a bitch.
You: sup bro
your friend: sup birch

Or...
Your Friend: Ohmygosh did you hear about Britney?
You: spill the tea
Your friend: She is such a birch........
by That Bish November 28, 2019
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Birch

A word made by a 5 yr old girl with -100 IQ trying to social but didn’t succeed since she’s immature and childish who only know how to watch peppa pig and drink milk
You birch
by charxcharlotte January 4, 2020
mugGet the Birchmug.

Joel Birch Complex

A two year cycle of 'accidentally' overdosing despite definitively claiming to the world you've made it out of bad habits for good.
Often followed by remarkably hypocritical acts. Such as imposing penalties that apply to others, but not to yourself.
Itsuki: I thought Onigiri said he was clean and recovered for good? How did he end up in hospital for the seventh time this decade?
Agito: Fuck! That's his Joel Birch Complex on full display! He told me he wanted to kick Kazu out of the team for the same thing!
by heeeyyjohnny March 28, 2025
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robert birch

Some cunt that works at a very underpayed place. Calles people Pickel Boy. in his adult for he might be even mightier than Optimus Fusesed with Donald.d.trump. (will die as virgin)
Accquiers as yungling his masiv shlong wich he will use to deffend him self in CSGO.
"oh shit is robert birch run before he will fuck ur mom with his BOOMSTICK?"
by dickSchlongBiG September 8, 2020
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