Tom birch

He is an old brittle malnourished pedophile.

Omd why is that scrawny Tom birch dead on the road

by Bradley salmon September 11, 2020

Birch

You accidentally typed birch instead of bitch, didn't ya?

Oh shit! I used the word birch instead of bitch!

by The Moon Moon February 11, 2017

Birch

Absolute fucking zyn lord Mfer be in science class with Pablo Escobar and still doing more coke than him. Gaslighting champ of the year women don’t speak to him unless he text first. Either a dope ass guy or a huge asshole

Guy 1: did you see birch in class today?
Guy 2: he was buzzing like a be

Guy 1: he’s literally osamzyn Ladin

by Eder’s future wife October 12, 2023

Birch tree

When a white person cuts themselves to create lines on them resembling a Birch tree.

Jessica: "you are so ugly Jake!"
Jake: "Shut up, you Birch tree!"

by Shatblaster3000 October 31, 2021

Birch

1.When autocorrect turns bitch into birch
2.What you call some one if they have a bushy bush (can be male and female)

She’s totally a birch

by IAmABoyThatsAll August 28, 2018

birch

Someone who’s kind of cool but also a bit of a bitch.

“Myron is a real birch”

by mrhbtsl April 21, 2021

wyley birch

wyley birch is a ghetto block where teenagers run it. This is located in the area erdington(erdz) B23 they are associated with newtown(b19) Aston(b6) and the most notorious olders kstiggz (stiga) And ndott19

person 1: have you been wyley birch before?
person 2:no but i heard it’s ghetto and teenagers run it

by Rk #6TSA November 3, 2021