Big Ole Chimp Dump

A phrase used when you go and get the biggest rumble in your ass ever. You have to get to the rest room and real quick but you can't find one .. so you go behind the store and find a nice tree to hang from and take a shit and catch it in your hand and throw it on incoming customers. and start yelling and howling like an idiot

"O my god i have to crap so bad"
"Where am i going to go since there arent any bathrooms?"
"Well looks like another Big Ole Chimp Dump"
"Heres a nice tree"
"Ooooohahhwahhhwhhwhahpooopie"
Custome: "what the hell is he doing"
"Aw theres shit all over in my hair"

by Slimslope May 18, 2006

Big ol' thick ho

A full figured or lager framed, natural, sexy woman often with a nice rack, great curves and a nice big-ass.

Look at the turd cutter on that big ol' thick ho, I'd like to tap that!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

Big ol puss puss

A person who's too much of a bitch to do anything fun. Also can be described as a fat cat.

Lucas didnt want to lie for his friends in court, so they mercilessly called him a big ol puss puss.

by Jaguar~ October 28, 2018

Big Ole Tiddy Facts

noun: A fact so true that it makes a man as happy as though he were gazing into a pair of big ole tiddies.

See: The truth (Law)

Person 1: “Donald Trump is the third president to ever be Impeached in U.S. History.”

Person 2: “That’s Big Ole Tiddy Facts right there.”

by The Sincere Sensation April 19, 2020

Big ol' Fat Head

1.Having a dispraportionately large head that gets in the way of everyone.
2.Dumbass

you got a big ol' fat head you bitch!!!!

by Not so super DJ Gennady March 6, 2003

Big Ol' Southern Dip

When one takes a large amount (at the least half of a can) of chewing tobacco and lines their gums, mostly their front, with the tobacco.

"Man, I am buzzing so hard off of this Big Ol' Southern Dip I can barely walk!"

by Christofph November 8, 2006

Big ol' Fat Head

To look like Charlie Brown

The peanuts got big ol' fat heads!

AAAARRRGHH!

by killer cheese wedge March 6, 2003