britain

Britain - a country where it's normal for old men to stand outside the pub having a fag; straight men like sex with a fanny; engines are found under a bonnet; da hood is on the back of da coat; big booty goes on your big foot; dogging doesn't involve any canines; getting a good fisting means pain not pleasure; randy will never be a boys name; and we really love bums.

fag = cigarette, fanny = vagina, bonnet=car hood, dogging=outdoor group voyeur sex, fisting=punch, randy=aroused, bums=ass. Britain, Britain, Britain

by Big Mr B October 25, 2009

Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

A disparaging comment to someone who has just behaved in an idiotic or incompetent way

nob1: Oh no! I've just put that new wallpaper on upside down
nob2: Well, you know what they say - Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

by noddy330 June 22, 2009

bitanya

She's a bad bitch and will curve any nigga out there till the day she breaks. Has men, women, and animals on her dick. She beautiful, passionate, with an amazing personality. She down to earth and loyal asf while she also the most innocent girl you know until you get on her nasty side.

That girl is so Bitanya duude Imma go talk to her.

by Every man on earth March 27, 2017

Britard

Britard: A Britney Spears fanatic who is blind, biased, and refuses to accept any negative opinion/or speak any negative opinion about Britney. also see enabler
A Blind Britney Fan IE a Stan..

Britard speaking:
"If You Seek Amy was Britney's BEST Video"
"Circus is the Best Album"
"Her dancing is perfect"

by steven........................ June 4, 2009

BriTANick

Pronounced like "Titanic", Britanick is two friends BRIAN and NICK who are putting their degrees from NYU to literally no use. Their videos have been making YouTubers laugh for months, and their recent "Academy Award Winning Movie Trailer" has been the most popular to date. They could also bang your mother, sister, girlfriend, and pretty female cousin because of how awesome and funny they are. DO SOMETHING.

Guy 1: Our YouTube video has over a hundred hits!
Guy 2: That may be, but we're nowhere near as successful as BriTANick.

by BriFANick May 18, 2010

Little Britain

A TV show which is basically the league of gentlemen spread out over the rest of Britian. Zany and dark in part, but hilarious in every way, like the League- most characters are played by the smae two actors. A must see.

Little Britian is almost as good as the League.

"Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but." (If you've seen it you'll know!)

by Radclyffe December 1, 2003

little britan

funniest tv series program ever, i like the spaz in wheelchair

little britan is cool - ya i no, dont like it, computer says nooooo,

if you were to ask me on a monday id say yeeeees

by robbie helm December 27, 2006