Bender

Referred to as a hockey player who is usually the worst on the team and never has the opportunity to play and embarres the whole team for his lack of ability to play hockey. When skates, has a large bend at the angles.

Lucas Szpil is the worst fucking player ever to touch the ice. Hes such a bender he gets nailed by even the dustiest of player. What a tool, I get more ice in a glass then he does in a rink! XD

by BenderBoy August 22, 2011

bender

A shelter widely used by British hippies travelling in caravans, formed by cutting springy young tree branches or root suckers and bending them into a bowed shape, securing them to the ground at both ends, until a curved space is formed. Covered by a tarp, it serves as a sort of tent.

"We'll make a bender for you for the night." "I don't feel the need for a homosexual bloke nor a short jail term, so I'm hoping you mean a temporary shelter."

by Arcadia Berger May 17, 2006

bender

to mess up, or crap oneself

oh gosh i just bendered my pants, or oh gosh i just pulled a bender

by James Kalikalu October 19, 2006

Bender

british slang, meaning someone who is either dumb or just a flat out bellend

“you know ellie yea, shes a right bender her”

by slag.alertxo May 10, 2020

bender

someone who can't dangle in hockey. Someone who is slow and has no stick skills..

Kevin Bartlett is a bender and so is max belforti. On the other hand brad is a dangler...

by bartles February 20, 2009

bender

Penis, male reproductive organ.

Suck my bender or I'll cut your tits off.

by Arthur Dent June 17, 2005

Bender

Shouted at a homosexual, suspected homosexual, or someone called Ben.

Guy "Oi, Bender!
Gay "What"
Perceived gay "What?"
Ben "What?"

by Adam Himself January 5, 2006