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bender

someone who can't dangle in hockey. Someone who is slow and has no stick skills..

Kevin Bartlett is a bender and so is max belforti. On the other hand brad is a dangler...

by bartles February 20, 2009

Slurpies

Otherwise known as a "sloppy burpie." It's a modified version of the Crossfit exercise the "Burpie." This happens when your body reaches exhaustion during a Crossfit WOD and causes your Burpie form to lack.

"Dude, I was so tired during yesterday's WOD that my Burpies started looking like Slurpies."

by Bartles June 6, 2013