To bari

Attempting and failing to hide/bury information. See also: Streisand effect. Named after Bari Weiss who tried to make a CBS documentary disappear, only to put lots more attention to it.

They tried to bury it, but instead they only managed to bari it.

by M4rv3 December 23, 2025

Baris

Baris is kinda of a guy who likes to play with his pussy. Sometimes the girls are so jealous of him because she can squirt ao much.
Also her pussy stinks like hell. I wonder if someone wants to fuck her.

Her pussy stinks like dog shit. Go away dumb ass bitch Baris

by brosennapiyorsun February 7, 2025

Bari Mahir Paradox

A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."

Often used by deeply-in-love guys who want to stay out of trouble while reminding their girl that they're hopelessly, ridiculously hers.

Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"

Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."

Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves it

by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025

Bari Mahir Paradox

A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."

Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"

Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."

Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves

by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025

Bari

the sexiest man to every walk the earth. So much sexier than Daniel.

Ellie: Woah look it's Bari!
Zoe: He's so much sexier than Daniel!!

by BIg boi charlie September 27, 2023

Mohammed Bari

Code name for an LGBTQ party or gathering in a place where it is illegal.

They're throwing a party for Mohammed Bari on the beach tomorrow night

by Clitsle-blower May 7, 2024