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Catholic Baptism

the action of a priest ejaculating on the face of a minor.
John: "Did you hear what happened to those Altar Boys?"

Brian: "yeah, heard they got a Catholic Baptism"
by I'm not from AriZona June 2, 2020
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Florida Baptism

the act of dunking a baby into your dirty storm surge water filled with shit and bacteria to ensure that the baby has a strong immune system
my neighbor held a florida baptism in his backyard yesterday.
by blue waffle house August 31, 2023
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Newfoundland baptism

The act of having sex with a newfie girl in a body of water in Newfoundland, The Ceremony is a Newfie tradition where you receive a CFAs (Come from away's) the prestigious title of honourary Newfoundlanders! Much like The Screech-In
Man! I went on holiday to NFLD and got the ol' Newfoundland baptism!
by Farvtron September 5, 2023
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boo boo baptism

When two ghost love each other very much. One ghost shits all over the other ghost face and body cleansing is soul of impurities and replacing it with love.
Tokey: "Hey Bitch, its my birthday next week. I hope youre ready for your Boo Boo Baptism"
Richard:"Yes daddy Tokey thank you for this delicious opportunity"
by FuckYouRichardLickMyBalls August 2, 2019
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Satan’s Baptism

Any time water splashes up from a toilet and lands on any exposed skin.
While I was texting on my phone on the toilet I dropped it between my legs. The water splashed up and I was anointed with Satan’s Baptism.
by SlinkyLink February 28, 2020
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12 Gauge Baptism

When someone is under the influence of so many demons, that the only way to save them is taking them out of their misery.
“Dude, did you hear about that kid who was possessed with 75 demons? They had to give his ass a 12 Gauge Baptism."

"that's fucked, man."
by Thiccimus Prime January 25, 2023
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buffalo baptism

Chugging a beer and bodyslamming a table, breaking it in two. Made famous by the Bills Mafia of Buffalo, NY.
After the Bills clinched a playoff spot, the Bills Mafia gathered by the hundreds outside the stadium to give each other buffalo baptisms.
by justadam January 2, 2018
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