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Australian Kangaroo

A sexual act that can be done to a woman by both a male or female that is executed when you are fingering your girl and she says go deeper and so you start fisting...but that's just not enough. She asks for you to go deeper so you are shoulder deep but she's just not fucking satisfied. Eventually you begin to insert your head, ultimately reverse birthing yourself. Once you are in all the way to your belly button, you will be sucked into the great black hole. At this point you can turn around in the vag to poke your head out and look at your surroundings, much like a Joey in a mother kangaroo's pouch.
Josh-"Hey Ally how are you doing"
Ally-"I'm fine, how are you"
Josh-"I'm good"
*phone rings from vaginal area*
Josh-"Woah Ally do you have a phone in your pussy?"
Jacob, Ally's boyfriend-"Nah man that was just my phone ringing, we did the Australian Kangaroo last night."
by DaddyMcCrea January 9, 2017
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Australian Breakfast

An australian breakfast is when your partner is asleep and you wake them up with oral sex. It's eating out, but down under.
Tomorrow morning, I'm going to treat you to an Australian Breakfast
by manbexarp1g August 28, 2019
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The Great Australian Wanker

Someone who writes a 2 letter word, such as 'No', on a bit of paper because writing a 3 letter word, such as 'Yes', is just way too hard.
Person 1: Did you vote?

Person 2: Yeah, i voted no. I couldnt be bothered learning about what we were voting for and writing no is way easier than writing yes.

Person 1: You are The Great Australian Wanker.
by Actual Ltd. October 16, 2023
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Australian Beltbuckle

Testicles hanging over the top of one's pants as a prank
Person 1: Hey, I just got back from Australia, would you like to see the belt buckle I got there?
Person 2: Sure!
Person 1: *Exposes testicles*
Person 2: Oh god!
Person 1: That's my Australian Beltbuckle. It comes from down under.
by Lex Loci November 13, 2009
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Australian football

A sport in Australia, somewhat close to rugby. It is an overall, sport of doom. It gives men a wide-open space in which to kill each other in a legal fashion. Very entertaining, it is the most intense (and confusing) sport you will ever watch!!
by Imp Ella June 14, 2008
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australian vampire

This is when you go "down under" on your girl when its that time of the month.
Hey babe, are you on your period yet so I can give you the australian vampire?
by Crossycrossy March 24, 2010
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