Astrology

Basically Alpha, Sigma, Beta for woman. It's all fake. If you think that your "Sign" applies to you, that's because the description for all of them is stuff you already thought about yourself. Trust me, you think your a sagitarius, but you would think that you were every sign no matter what you actually were like. Stars have nothing to do with a persons personality, and neither does birth month. Please tell how the fact that I was born in January and the stars look like a fuking cat or whatever, makes me a different person than I would be

Uneducated hippie: Oh my gosh, your such a cancer
Smart person, hopefully you: Fuck you sally, Astrology is fake

by Henry Penna September 30, 2023

Astrology

One of the things people are skeptical about with astrology is hearing about things like a rat standing on the back of an ox while playing a flute to win a race. Though some scientist asshole with too much time on his/her hands would likely try and train a rat to play a flute, just to prove it wasn't impossible, to be an asshole, or for who knows what military purpose they might try and get a scientist to do something like that the reality is a guy working in the sewer isn't going to come across a rat playing a flute every day. If rats were really such winners, why would they spend so much of their time in the sewer in the first place?

Astrology seems like another thing people created to categorize and control other people rather than help them understand who they and people around them really are, kind of like god, the devil, angels, demons, and everything else in religion. Calling it a pseudoscience implies that science itself isn't another way to control people by giving them answers that sound good (and that real science is somehow more responsible because it sounds more responsible), instead of leaving them with questions about the world around them. There's a lot of bullshit that goes with any/all of it.

by Solid Mantis January 22, 2021

Astrology

Astrology is a thing that some people use to blame their terrible traits and personalities on instead of taking responsibility of their actions. What happens is that you find a constellation out of 12 or 13 depending on when you search for them, based on your birthdate and there's also elements and "cusp" signs and other planetary stuff which is ridiculous.

Girl 1 to Girl 2: Well of course i'd cheat on him, mercury is in retrograde.
Girl 2: IK right, your Ophiuchus energy is showing girl!
Guy 1 to Guy 2: Is this what astrology really is?
Guy 2 to Guy 1: Not really but this is how some people do it, not everyone is like this
Guy 1: Phew

by Dim555 April 18, 2024

astrology

The one thing that atheists, Scientologists and Christians can all look at and just say to each other "Thats bullshit."

Christian: God is real!
Atheist: The bible is a book of fairytales!
Scientologist: Hello have you heard about the church of Scientology?
Astrologist: do u believe in astrology? gimme ur star sign.

Christian, Scientologist & Atheist: Thats a load of bullshit!

by Rolls-Royce=Apple, GE=Samsung August 14, 2025

astrology

Bullshit

astrology is ass

by urban dictonairy police April 11, 2023

astrology

The dumbest thing since Christianity

astrology is nothing but useless brainrot

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 2, 2025

Astrology

Basically what month you were born it has its own sign called a zodiac sign but its also called astrology.

" Person " hey dude guess what!
" Me " yeah?
" Person " my zodiac sign is a Capricorn!
" me " oh cool im a scorpio but its not only called but its also astrology!
" Person " cool!

by LizardPro X March 25, 2021