Assident

The act of sharting aka shitting in your pants when farting

Dan - "oh damn I just sharted"
Bill - "I know..I could smell that assident from across the room!"

by sbjess December 5, 2012

Assventure

to explore or venture in to ones ass , to enter ones buttocks in search of what ever peaks the searchers interest .

to participate in a Assventure , he or she must bend over and begin to explore ones anal area.

by a sneaky snake March 13, 2015

Assivator

N. 1. The help one receives from behind when getting in a big wheeled truck. 2. Putting both hands on another's but to help them up the stairs.

I needed an assivator to get up in the truck.

He was so drunk, he needed an assivator to get him up the stairs.

by MamaMarcia July 27, 2011

assvertise

Utilization of a billboard butt by a company or organization to sell or promote that brand or organization.

Hollister and Abercrombie are two company's that know how to assvertise. I've seen nearly a dozen of their billboard butts today.

by Frank A. Boston October 18, 2008

Assvertising

When someone texts a picture of themself naked to somebody else. Usually ends up being retexted to another person.

I just got a text from Chandler. She's assvertising again.

by yurglemeyer May 11, 2011

assident

Accidental buttsex

Tucker and Luka had an assident

by DexhatesRina May 24, 2011

assvertising

The wearing of advertising or words across one's ass....assvertising!

What's that written across your ass, oh I see it's assvertising! Commonly seen on sweat pants and shorts, usually on females.

by deep creek local April 18, 2013