Astberger

The definition of a autist with a great ass

Your such an astberger!! >:(

by Reloy.J December 20, 2017

assburger

when you put meat between your cheeks so they’re the buns

last night he ate my assburger... he said it was better than shakeshack

by hhhhhhhhhuh November 17, 2019

Assferg

The shit that gets stuck in your ass hairs when you don’t wipe thoroughly.

I can smell your assferg from here.

by lengcha September 26, 2020

Assburgers

a disease where you have burgers in your ass

"yo this cartman burger shit is delicious, i wonder what their secret is"

"it's because Cartman has Assburgers"

"wait what."

by kissmitski December 12, 2021

Assperger Syndrome

A disorder characterized by people who use their real or imagined asperger's diagnosis as an excuse to act like an asshole.

Elon Musk suffers from Assperger Syndrome.

by John the Felon May 9, 2023

Assburgers Syndrome

False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by nerds with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure to understand irony in real life.

Might also refer to a slightly autistic person with a nice ass

Assburgers was mentioned in southpark first S15 E8.

Cartman: Are you serious? How can there be- Oh my God! You're saying I have ass burgers??

Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?

Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!

Nurse Bronski: Very funny!

Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers Syndrome is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!

by Peppi_Dufter September 19, 2023

ASSPERGERING

When you are doing a chick doggy style and are so enamored with her butthole, you stare at it like a socially inept autistic kid with severe Aspergers.

My friend is addicted to porn, and he riffles thru the porn asspergering at the girls' buttholes.

by 19badbunnies January 9, 2024