Lil haired ass bitch

A person that talks a lot of shit but hair can’t go past their ears.

“Lil’ Bald head bitch, still the most hated.”

“I’m not finna argue wit a lil haired ass bitch…bitch hair can’t even touch the ears and wanna talk.”

by The baddest bitch on earth July 18, 2022

Hairier than ya mommas ass

A nigga caught up in hard times.

Damn I'm hungry than a M.F. up out here, ain't had a hair cut in bout 8 and 1/2 months. Got a nigga feeling hairier than ya mommas ass.

by SUMUDEEZNGZLKJSTLKEU September 1, 2016

Hairy Ass Gorilla

My grandmother, who weighs 652 pounds, is 8' 4" tall, drives a Mac truck, and runs the 40 in 10.2. From the movie Dazed and Confused.

You: Wow look at that monster. Who is that?
Me: That's my grandmother, she's a hairy ass gorilla.
You: Wow.
Me: Yep, weighs 852 pounds, is 8' 4" tall, drives a Mac truck, runs a 40 in 10.2, and eats small children for lunch.

by 1Spry1 January 3, 2012

hairy ass legs

when a girl refuses to shave for weeks on end so she has legs that resemble a 50 year old white guy

fuck me she has some hairy ass legs you could prolly braid that shit

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

hairy ass taco

When you take ass hair and make a taco out of it

I just made a hairy ass taco and gave it to kelly

by Homie wit a white pecker February 10, 2018

matted asshair

the hair stuck to the inside of one's ass cheeks by residual shit after making an effort to wipe subsequent only to a dump of epic proportions

Jesus Christ, that was a nice shit! I hope it doesn't leave any matted asshair - I don't want shitstains in my undies.

by Buttceth November 7, 2012

Asshair

Someone worse than an asshole, namely because an asshole serves an actual purpose, but an asshair smells just as bad and serves no useful purpose whatsoever.

John: Hey, that mark is an asshole
Frank:, No man, he's useless, he's an asshair.

by Daniel Beaton December 28, 2005