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arcumvent

v. the act of one, when in a seated position, having to bend uncomfortably forward (or to the side) to avoid the incessant coughing and resultant flying of mucus from hitting the back of one's neck. This is a maneuver used for one to passive-aggressively confront rude people seated behind him/her who don't or won't sickline or cover their mouth. Maneuver is particularly effective when used in conjunction with a hooded garment, although it can cause back/neck pain/spasms after prolonged use.
"The person behind me in class was coughing so loud that I had to arcumvent forward so I could hear the professor and not get snot/spit/mucus on the back of my neck! My back is KILLING me now! Next time I see this person there are gonna be cocksequences!"
by Jake Stebel October 2, 2009
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The Schmorgusboard Argument

When a woman, over time keeps inside a large amount of small things/events that her partner does that make her angry. One day ultimately climaxed by one single thing/event where the woman unloads all her anger and everything she has saved up, upon her partner thus throwing a schmorgusboard of arguments at them.
*NOTE: This argument is undefendable. When recognized, is usually supressed by the phrase, Yes dear!
Your wife/girlfriend hates the way you drive to far to on side of the road and hate how you leave the toilet seat up and how you will not wash silverware. she holds those pet peeves in until on day you go out with your friends and saty out an hour past the time you said you would be home. when you walk in the door, she unleash a vortex of anger, in the form of The Schmorgusboard Argument by which she gets mad at you for not only staying out bt also they everything else that has been making angry.
by Lyncoln March 21, 2009
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Period Argument

A fight with a woman that is so trivial that it can only be associated with that time of the month.

Ironic because, despite being associated with a period, you will never see the end of it(.)
Male Friend 1: She said that I accused her of lying about how she enjoys reading.

Male Friend 2: Are you serious? That is such a period argument.
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aurumvorax

Vicious six-legged weasel-like creature with fur made of actual gold. Beware! It's a high-level monster and is a lot more vicious than it looks, although it's a great find for AD&D players more interested in treasure hoarding than adventuring.

"aurum" sounds like a Latin word root and is adapted from the Latin word for gold. "vorax" is probably just invented (though again it has a definite Latin sound).
Watch out! There's an aurumvorax hiding under your sofa!

I let the aurumvorax loose in the classroom, and everyone ran away (hee hee)
by Andy April 20, 2004
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A young Arab whom is greatly talented in the art of freestyle and writing raps and poetry. Often referred as the "mastermind" or "adviser" cause of his glut amount of knowledge and strategies. Sometimes nicknamed as the "boss"
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argument

a relationship can be defined as an argument;conversation, disagreement,talk, communication
differences in opinions mean you have to listen to the other party and accept their opinion or learn to live with it by being open minded and reaching a compromise regarding the topic of the argument.
I have just had an argument with my boyfriend about what the phrase 'no comment means'.
He does not want to comment on a subject that is important to me. I hate having an argument over something like that..i'm going to call him and make up
by tapiwa wa Chris September 2, 2007
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